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what if : political : JOKE BALLOT: IF GEORGE W. BUSH SAID, "HEY JOHN, WHY THE LONG FACE?" IN THE DEBATE TONIGHT, WHAT WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE COMEBACK FOR JOHN KERRY? [+] joke ballot by mojo created Fri Oct 08, 04 Purely a fantasy scenario... f*ck off, George 7 Hey, George, got a banana? 5 I see some lice Laura forgot to pick off you 5 I am aristocrat educated in Europe. You can't... 3 I just realized I flip flopped... AGAIN!! 3 Can't figure out why Cheney's lips don't move ... 3 "Intelligence can be saddening, so I envy you" 3 it never hurts to get a brain 2 Monkey says what?? 2 I'm worried about nu-kew-ler proliferation 2 I feel bad about thrashing you, tonight. 2 I realized my waist size is bigger than your IQ. 2 Just wondering why you hate America. 2 Hey, George, you dropped your DNA! 0 your a right wing nut job 0 you can't say nuclear 0 Shall I tie one lobe behind my back during debate? 0 You'll skew my Unemployment Statistics in November 0 I just noticed you evolved an opposable thumb! 0 Karl Rove didn't wash his hands, Puppet-Boy. 0 I hate hurting the handicapped 0 Wondering why you haven't been impeached, yet. 0 Beating a pinata would be more of a challenge 0 I hate to see you cry like that 0 You make me rethink my position on Evolution 0 The irony of you closing programs for handicapped 0 The rattling when you bob your head distracts me 0 You're supposed to be American, not A-smirkin' 0 I just realized *why* you're against abortion. 0 To quote Dick Cheney in the Senate ... 0 I'm through beating *around* the Bush 0 After four years, the U.S. is Bushed. 0 I'll only have 4 years to clean up *your* mess. 0 "At least I got something long." 0 "Survey says you'll win--I'm still mourning" 0 Would you like some naked pictures of your girls? 0 Nothing..just take some prozac. 0 Ballot #54268: has 41 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: email this ballot link to friends You can also reach this ballot at : http://BestAndWorst.com/key/Joke_Ballot:_If_George_W._Bush_said,_\"Hey_John,_why_the_long_face?\"_in_the_debate_tonight,_what_would_be_an_appropriate_comeback_for_John_Kerry? similiar ballots: 53561. Did John Kerry clearly win the debate with George Bush and will it effect the elections outcome? 23823. I like John Kerry better than George Bush because____________. 23824. John Kerry is better than George Bush because____________. 53515. If elected, do you think John Kerry will have a better international policy than George W. Bush? 14647. If John Kerry wins the Democratic nomination, will he beat George W. Bush in November? 56272. John Kerry and George Bush have decided to form a Rock-n-Roll band. What will they call it? 33542. John Kerry and George W. Bush are going to have a bikini jello wrestling contest, the winner becomes president. Who is going to win this epic battle? 49966. I recently saw a Western in which John Wayne said, "Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness." Would you agree? 90227. Should the "maverick" reference be taken away from John McCain? 74386. Do you think putting it under "Joke" ballot COMMENTS: you're by larrynelmira on Fri Oct 08, 04 9:52am [+] Can't argue with that comment. by Gnomehunter1 on Fri Oct 08, 04 10:23am [+] Gnomehunter, lol! by mojo on Fri Oct 08, 04 10:30am [+] You can't speak to me like that. I have a private jet. And I constantly change my mind on issues real issues. I used to speak like the millionaire on Gilligans Island but people thought it was annoying so I had to quit. I came back after my short duty in Nam and I love my country so much I through the Medals, I mean ribbons over the fence. I then accused all soldiers of being barbarians the likes never seen since Ghighis Khan. I missed almost all of my Security comittee meetings and have really done nothing in the Senate since getting here 18 years ago. I voted against all weapons systems that our military has and the make them stronger. I figured if we ever got in a war we have plenty of recycled paper we could shoot spitballs at our enenmy. I have been wrong in every political stance I have taken and if I was wrong according to voters I can change my mind quickly and hope they don't look up my votes. My name is John Kerry and I should not even be on the ballot of the President this November. Goodnight by 1FootOutTheDoor on Fri Oct 08, 04 10:54am [+] One lobe - love it, Cathexis! by mojo on Fri Oct 08, 04 11:59am [+] Hey George! Why the long delay to take any kind of action after you were told about hijacked planes on September 11, 2001? by _Beelzebubba on Fri Oct 08, 04 12:02pm [+] Mojo...LOL..That is hilarious... by Bafkoof on Fri Oct 08, 04 1:08pm [+] "Oh, we still have to live through another 3 months under your presidency. by GS_NewWorldRuler on Fri Oct 08, 04 2:58pm [+] Hey George, why the short term in office? by Cathexis on Fri Oct 08, 04 3:01pm [+] Oops! I was on such a roll, this overflowed to a comment! ;-D by Cathexis on Fri Oct 08, 04 3:03pm [+] He could apply for another purple heart. by herzog on Fri Oct 08, 04 3:33pm [+] "Hey Georgie, at least I got something long." by stranger7800 on Fri Oct 08, 04 9:58pm [+] "George, you keep saying the Iraq war is not another Vietnam. Does that mean you and Cheney are actually going to fight in THIS war?" by Neal_Anderthal on Sat Oct 09, 04 1:04am [+] LMFAO!!! by mojo on Sat Oct 09, 04 10:10am [+] Would you like some naked pictures of your drunken naked daughters? by maxxman on Sat Oct 09, 04 11:58pm [+]

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