result #56201 - I WORK AT A SERVICE STATION. A WOMAN ASKED ME TO FIND WHATS WRONG WITH HER CAR, SO I TOLD HER I HAD TO PLUG UP HER TAILPIPE...
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I WORK AT A SERVICE STATION. A WOMAN ASKED ME TO FIND WHATS WRONG WITH HER CAR, SO I TOLD HER I HAD TO PLUG UP HER TAILPIPE...
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CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Sat Oct 23, 04
This thing was leaking out way too much exhaust, so I said I had to plug up her tailpipe. She gave me a dirty look, I don't know exactly why. So, I looked at her car some more, and told her hold my tool while I looked at it. Trying to lighten the mood, I said, "That sure is one long, hard, stiff tool, isn't it"? Then I proceeded to tell her that her headlights were really nice and that she just needed to fix up that loose tailpipe. I told her I'd spray some hot white cream in it, which would then stick into her tailpipe and dry up. She spoke to my boss about something and said she would never come back to this station. Did I do something wrong here or was she jus a snobby bitch???
Yes, you forgot to fix her engine
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No, she is a snobby bitch
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COMMENTS:
You didn't check her oil, Cletus! It's the ONLY reason she showed up!
by
Truthseeker013
on Sat Oct 23, 04 4:34pm
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Oh fuck -- this is fucking hilarious!
by
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on Sun Oct 31, 04 11:11pm
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