result #57332 - HAVE YOU EVER LITERALLY PREFORMED A EUPHEMISM FOR MASTURBATION?

HAVE YOU EVER LITERALLY PREFORMED A EUPHEMISM FOR MASTURBATION?

[+] ballot by DirtDog
created Wed Nov 03, 04

I've literally beat some meat	5
I've literally spanked a monkey	2
I've literally flicked a bean	2
I've literally punched a clown	2
I've literally made the llama spit	2
I've literally tested the hand cream dispenser	2
I've literally choked a chicken	0
I've literally whipped skippy	0
I've literally badgered the witness	0
I've literally caped the crusader	0
I've literally fired the presidential staff	0
I've literally given the pink Mustang a spit shine	0
I've literally manhandled my man-handle	0
I've literally have been romancing the bone	0
I've literally have been roughing up the suspect	0
I've literally ran in single-user mode	0
I've literally fired the pump action porridge gun	0
I've literally tenderized the tube steak	0
I've literally test-fired the meat missile	0
I've literally warmed up the altar boy's dinner	0

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COMMENTS:
Oops...excuse the bad grammar in 13 and 14.

by um__yeah on Wed Nov 03, 04 7:24pm [+]

That last one is just plain sick. You sir, disgust me.

by DirtDog on Thu Nov 04, 04 2:23am [+]

Sometimes the truth can be painful.

by um__yeah on Fri Nov 05, 04 1:11pm [+]