result #59899 - WHO WOULD BE THE WORST PERSON TO REPLACE MR. ROGERS?

worst : WHO WOULD BE THE WORST PERSON TO REPLACE MR. ROGERS?

[+] joke ballot by Natural_Selection
created Wed Nov 24, 04

When Fred Rogers retired from TV he left a void in children's television. Who would be the worst person to sing the Mr. Rogers theme song and where his cardigans?

Charles Manson (Can you say "Helter Skelter"?)	12
michael jackson	12
Michelle Obama	8
herzog	3
Mr. Robinson -- Eddie Murphy fr/SNL	3
Christopher Walken	3
Eminem	2
Dick Cheney	1
Saddam Hussein	0
CretinSlap	0
Don't know the worst, but the best, Jerry Springer	0
Richard Allen Davis	0
Mr. Tyson	0
Ozzy Ozborn already did	0
peewee herman	0

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COMMENTS:
Our own herzog.

HERZ: It's a beautiful day in the neigh-bor-hood,
with immigrants jailed (and the Lib-ruls should!)
Will you be ...?
Could you be ...?
Won't you be ... in my Tax Bracket?

by Cathexis on Wed Nov 24, 04 2:23pm [+]

Oh God! Can you imagine Hussein, teaching kids 'death to america,'

by aya on Wed Nov 24, 04 2:31pm [+]

WHY OH WHY is the K system down at this moment??

Cathexis, lmao!

by mojo on Wed Nov 24, 04 2:31pm [+]

really thats a classic Cath!

by Qui_Qui on Wed Nov 24, 04 2:48pm [+]

I decided my original ending wasn't really fair to herz, although it was funnier:

If you're Right,
and pre-fer-ab-ly White,
Won't ... you be ... my neighbor?

by Cathexis on Thu Nov 25, 04 8:38am [+]

Hello, hello, boys and girls, and welcome to "Mr. Walken's Neighborhood."

by Felix on Thu Nov 25, 04 1:43pm [+]

(stares intensely, yet blankly directly at camera)

Today, I'm waiting for that bastard, Mr. McFeely, to deliver the mail. Can you guess what Mr. McFeely did to Mr. Walken's mail yesterday?

by Felix on Thu Nov 25, 04 1:43pm [+]

(stares)

That's right, that's right, the sonavabitch left my copy of "Guns and Ammo" out in the rain. Don't you HATE it when that happens?

(stares; gestures wildly as he talks)

by Felix on Thu Nov 25, 04 1:44pm [+]

So, today, I'm going to introduce Mr. McFeely to a very good friend of mine. Can you say,"Electric turkey carver?"

by Felix on Thu Nov 25, 04 1:44pm [+]

(stares; switches on turkey carver)

I knew you could! I just KNEW it.

(doorbell rings)

Oh! There he is. Pay attention boys and girls, as I take Mr. McFeely to the land of very real pain.

by Felix on Thu Nov 25, 04 1:45pm [+]

I'm glad I made this ballot. It really made me LAUGH!!!!

by Natural_Selection on Fri Nov 26, 04 3:12pm [+]