result #62614 - BECOMING A LADIES MAN: PART TWO...

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private : what if : relationship : BECOMING A LADIES MAN: PART TWO...

[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Mon Dec 20, 04

Okay so my idea for attracting women by dressing up like Magnum P.I. didn't quite work as expected, but I'm going to change my image in a way that will surely get laid. I realize that I'm going to have to lower my standards, so I'm now looking to attract obese women.

There's a certain fitness guru who is always surrounded by crowds of these porkers so I'm going to take a page from his playbook, so to speak.

First, I'm going to grow a big afro
and wear a sequined tank top and some candy striped shorts. These hot snackin' mamas will all over me faster than you can say "deal-a-meal", don't you think?

Bubba, you incompetant f**k :(	3
Go for it Bubba! Sweat to those oldies.	2
You Go Girl!	2

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COMMENTS:
I remember the first time I saw him was on Captain Kangaroo, wearing that anatomical body suit. Even then as a kid I knew there was something wrong with that great poof.

by um__yeah on Mon Dec 20, 04 10:58am [+]

Captain Kangaroo! What was he doing on THAT show? LOL!

by mojo on Mon Dec 20, 04 12:11pm [+]

That was Slim Goodbody.

by Qui_Qui on Mon Dec 20, 04 12:22pm [+]

This Slim Goodbody sounds like a winner with the ladies as well. Maybe I'll dress like he does.

by _Beelzebubba on Mon Dec 20, 04 1:15pm [+]

This Slim Goodbody fellow seems like he's a hit with the ladies. Maybe I should dress like he does.

by _Beelzebubba on Mon Dec 20, 04 1:24pm [+]

I stand corrected. It wasn't him but the guy looked a lot like him, and was most likely a poof as well. My bad.

by um__yeah on Mon Dec 20, 04 1:34pm [+]

I can only aspire to reach _Beelz's ladies' man skillz. Lead and I will follow, my liege.

by xxxxxxxx on Mon Dec 20, 04 1:46pm [+]

Ohhhh, Bubba...

by Truthseeker013 on Mon Dec 20, 04 7:50pm [+]

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