result #62698 - SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TOO INTO STAR TREK

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SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TOO INTO STAR TREK


[+] joke ballot by Satori
created Tue Dec 21, 04
A geeky version of Yo Momma? A Jeff Spocksworthy (sorry... not really) comedy routine? An opportunity to stop all our fussin' and feudin' over religeous and political differences and join together in making sport of the trekkies?

Whatever. Thought it might be fun.

You can never be too into Star Trek 35%
Your second language is Klingon. Your third is Romulan.. 16%
You actually make a ballot about Star Trek 10%
You sometimes mistake Goths for the Borg 7%
You talk to your computer. And expect it to reply. 4%
You feel bad for anyone wearing a red shirt. 3%
You watch Star Trek on purpose 3%
When taking communion you part your fingers and say "live long and prosper." 3%
You automatically check out any ballot on B&W if it mentions Star Trek 3%
You name your kid Spock 3%
None 2%
You use the Trek sfx ringtone and call your cel phone your "communicator." 1%
You keep looking for Dilithium in the periodic table. 1%
You own the Star Trek encyclopedia 1%
You use "Beam me up, Scottie" as a pick-up line 1%
When being tailgated you put your head out the window and yell "I'm givin' er all she's got, Ca 0%
You use your Kirk impression at the singles bar. 0%
You wear star fleet insignia pin and hang your glasses on them. 0%
You watch it at all 0%
You can actually speak Klingon or Romulan 0%
You're a virgin 0%

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COMMENTS:
"You actually make a ballot about Star Trek"

Cheers for that entry, Inspectah_Deck ;)

by Satori on Tue Dec 21, 04 3:18am [+]

I lost it
by thc2883 on Tue Dec 21, 04 6:43am [+]

I have to admit this, in the interests of honesty. I have two cell phones, one of them a Motorola V220 camera phone. When anyone calls me on it, I answer, "Kirk here." Understandably, no one calls me unless it's necessary...
by Truthseeker013 on Tue Dec 21, 04 6:28pm [+]

You have elicit fantasies about doing things to Spock on the bridge of the Enterprise while orbiting some unknown world. Wait that's just me.
by BlackTigress on Thu Feb 17, 05 3:22pm [+]

when you donate 3 million dollars to keep enterprise on air, or was it thousand?
by seon on Wed Mar 09, 05 1:34am [+]

What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle “Ur-anus” looking for “Kling-ons.”
by UncleRandy on Sun May 08, 05 9:43am [+]

I'm not a trekkie. I'm a Spockie. I'm into anything Spock related. But it's only because I want to get in his pants.
by BlackTigress on Thu Jun 02, 05 2:58pm [+]






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