result #62720 - THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE ALONE THAT YOU DON'T DO WHEN OTHERS ARE AROUND?

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would you : culture : THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE ALONE THAT YOU DON'T DO WHEN OTHERS ARE AROUND?

[+] ballot by mojo
created Tue Dec 21, 04

I'll start with four of mine.

beat my meat like it owes me money	16
Wander around naked (avoiding windows)	6
Swear like a sailor at the TV	4
Carry on conversations with myself or yell at myself	3
poop	3
Have deep conversations with inanimate objects	3
Wander around naked (not avoiding windows)	3
Practice my gas-expulsion techniques	3
Get the "hubby helper'' out of the bottom drawer	2
Ejaculate on different things around the house	2
i write	2
Sing tunes from South Pacific to my cats	0
Sing sea chanties and make up new words for them	0
Go on B&W naked instead of doing housework	0
Mute the TV and make up new "improved" dialogue.	0
do weird kung fu moves	0
Shout out foul language and fart as loud as I can	0
Curse Oprah constantly	0

Ballot #62720: has 47 total votes.
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talk to yourself

by Ms_Doubtfire on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:16am [+]

Well, it's a matter of time before someone puts in the OBVIOUS choice, LOL.

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:20am [+]

Nekkid!

by Jenifer on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:25am [+]

Please have at it, Cletus! (tapping foot impatiently)

by mojo on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:28am [+]

cletuslackedjawyokel, im sooo tempted too, hmmm must be a bee in my room LMAO.

by minni_the_minx on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:30am [+]

I swear like a sailor at the TV even when other people are around.

by Lemmingstraggler on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:31am [+]

duhh..masturbate!

by aya on Tue Dec 21, 04 10:51am [+]

Ha Ha!

by ladyshanalyn on Tue Dec 21, 04 11:23am [+]

I mark my territory around the house by ejaculating on different objects each day. I just hope my dad doesnt get a black light one of these days..

by mysticalknight on Tue Dec 21, 04 11:34am [+]

Bingo! Aya wins the 64 dollar question lol. Would you like those dollars in USD or Canadian dollars? HInt: See whose currency is stronger, I have no damn clue...

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Tue Dec 21, 04 11:40am [+]

get drunk and make wild and passionate love to myself.

by Bafkoof on Tue Dec 21, 04 11:44am [+]

lol, Bafkoof!

by mojo on Tue Dec 21, 04 3:52pm [+]

Actually, I do most of this stuff when the folks are around anyway, but I keep the talking to inanimate objects to a minimum when they're around. They keep the local soft-room facility on speed-dial for me as is...

by Truthseeker013 on Tue Dec 21, 04 6:06pm [+]

Mojo..does not have to be that way :)

by Bafkoof on Wed Dec 22, 04 11:19am [+]

bitch better have my money

by donjuan on Mon Dec 27, 04 1:24pm [+]

I am never alone for thy are with me...yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear no evil because i am the meanest MF'er in the valley!

by xxxxxxxx on Mon Dec 27, 04 2:43pm [+]

pick my nose

by seon on Mon Dec 27, 04 11:45pm [+]

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