result #69834 - THERE IS A CONSERVATIVE AT MY FRONT DOOR, WHAT COULD I TELL HIM TO HAVE HIM RUNNING FROM MY FRONT DOOR FASTER THAN CARL LEWIS?

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prediction : political : THERE IS A CONSERVATIVE AT MY FRONT DOOR, WHAT COULD I TELL HIM TO HAVE HIM RUNNING FROM MY FRONT DOOR FASTER THAN CARL LEWIS? [+] joke ballot by Barbara_Baby_Cakes created Tue Mar 15, 05 This ballot was inspired by Erasmus_Mason's ballot #69819. So, what say you, how do you get rid of him? Remember people, this is a JOKE ballot as in, LOOOOL... Tell him you want to make sweet man-love to him. 6 Tell him that Bin Laden is at his house asking his wife who is her daddy. 5 Your nasty Liberal Smell is strong enough to do it 5 Tell him that his daughter is at home with her Black boyfriend. 4 Tell him that there is a Big give away of Viagra at his country club. 3 Tell him that an abortion clinic is having a grand opening in his neighborhood today. 2 Tell him that a gay couple just purchased the home next door to him. 2 Offer to show him proof of evolution 2 Suggest a truthful constructive discussion 2 Say "Let me get my life partner" 1 Tell him that your caps lock button is broken. 0 tell him no lying he'll blow his brains out 0 Tell him something true 0 Toss a quarter into the street 0 If he's a redneck, show him a bar of soap 0 Tell him you're a military recruiter 0 Tell him you're with Al Qaeda 0 Hand him a book of Bushisms 0 Offer him a ride home, with Laura Bush driving 0 Tell him there's a sale on Oxy Contin at Walgreens 0 Ask to support troops beyond Yellow Ribbon display 0 Point out someone getting something for free 0 Tell him you're a marine recruiter 0 Ballot #69834: has 32 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: similiar ballots: 75484. I shut my finger in the front door this morning. Any advice on how to ease the pain? 13939. If celebrities came to your door with brownies would you slam the door in their face? 74826. OH MAN! I can't fit out my door any more. NOW WHAT? 7796. What would you do if Jehova's came to your door? 105879. If I knocked on your door 112756. Who invented the cat door? 95937. Worst business to have next door to a bar? 102999. My next door neighbours are aliens 103374. What do you do when Jehova's Witnesses come to your door? 111741. Why did the police knock on my door at 1 AM? email this ballot link to friends COMMENTS: You have something against black people bbc? I'm black and so are many others on here. by runyonbybirth on Tue Mar 15, 05 8:42pm [+] Why don't you go ask the people here if I have anything against Black people...As for you being Black, I only have your word on that... by Barbara_Baby_Cakes on Tue Mar 15, 05 8:57pm [+] OOOps i thought this was a joke ballot. I forgot i'm white today, yesterday i was black. by runyonbybirth on Tue Mar 15, 05 9:03pm [+] ^It's true,, she was by RawIron on Tue Mar 15, 05 9:27pm [+] We played some basketball and watched BET by RawIron on Tue Mar 15, 05 9:27pm [+] I can take a joke but this is absolutely retarded. It not even remotely funny. by Republican_RightWing on Tue Mar 15, 05 10:06pm [+] Tell them to hurry home and put on Fox News. They're reporting that Rush Limbaugh has finally come out of the clost. by _Beelzebubba on Wed Mar 16, 05 7:41am [+] runyon, how'd you pull off the change? I might need that for infiltrating the next Klan convocation (it's where the hottest chicks hang, you know). by Truthseeker013 on Wed Mar 16, 05 4:28pm [+] Tell him, *Today's topic is differential equations." Good ballot babs by elvislennon on Wed Mar 16, 05 5:55pm [+] Didn't you read my comment you moron? Why does everyone's political affiliation matter to you? You predujide trash. by Republican_RightWing on Wed Mar 16, 05 9:31pm [+] Predjudice* by Republican_RightWing on Wed Mar 16, 05 9:32pm [+] You communist piece of European trash. You are a hyprocrite in calling Republicans predjudice. Bush is still president. KEEP BITCHING PUNK it won't do you no good. And to the REPUBLIC for which it stand one nation under GOD. by Republican_RightWing on Wed Mar 16, 05 10:21pm [+] For an Irish/Scandinavian guy, Republican Rightwing sure had a naughty mouth. by cranky on Thu Mar 17, 05 9:58am [+] Cranky - Your not wrong! Republican Paddy is in a bad mood. It must be hard living multiple identities. by wolf_nipple_chips on Thu Mar 17, 05 10:20am [+] tell him he might earn a SPECK of my resect if he can get the hell off my yard, fast as Carl Lewis . by Jyl on Fri Mar 18, 05 9:48am [+] just tell him your a liberal, but that might make him scream at you instead of running and screaming. by seon on Thu May 26, 05 6:02am [+] "Your nasty Liberal Smell is strong enough to do it" *snicker* by Felix on Tue Aug 09, 05 12:35pm [+] "I can take a joke..." No you can't. by xxxxxxxx on Sun Sep 11, 05 2:05am [+]