result #70509 - IF YOU HAD TO COMMUNICATE THROUGH ANY ONE INSTRUMENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

user ballots Login Register Add One FAQ/Contact Popular Ballots Recent Popular Recent Votes Best Worst Yes or No Choices What If Prediction Advice Would You Crime Recommend Quiz TV & Movie Music & Radio Political Science Sports Relationship Techonology Culture Philosophy Religion Ethics History Food & Health Fashion & Beauty Crime FanBase Discussion Bug Report

what if : IF YOU HAD TO COMMUNICATE THROUGH ANY ONE INSTRUMENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE? [+] ballot by Applerod created Sun Mar 27, 05 You've had a terrible industrial accident that has left you with brain damage and the inability to speak or write. Your little cousin comes to visit you in traction, and leaves you with a slide whistle to play around with. In walks the nurse with your enema - and that's when you realize that you can communicate, at least in a rudimentary fashion, with the slide whistle. But the whistle simply won't do - it's range is far too limited. You need a better instrument. Bongos 14% Banjo 14% foghorn 14% weenie whistle 14% Piano--if you can learn THAT keyboard, you can use a computer!!! 14% Theremin 9% Synthesizer 9% Holy shit, nobody said Kazoo? 9% Saxophone 0% Tablas 0% keyboard 0% Muted Trumpet 0% Enema as bagpipes 0% douchbag 0% laptop computer 0% Ballot #70509: has 21 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: similiar ballots: 18070. If God forced you do decide between spending the rest of your life either with Jessica Simpson's brain or Hilary Duff's face, which would you choose? 70030. Would you prefer to be in a vegetative state for the rest of your life, or have your life ended..? 118943. If you could only eat one of the following EVER for the rest of your life.. 119559. If You Had To Eat One Thing For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be? 14014. Would you rather be blissfully happy with one woman for the rest of your life? 83569. If you could only listen to one song from the 90s, nonstop, for the rest of your life, what would it be? 94682. If God offered you a REALLY LONG life but an agonizing death, or a REALLY SHORT life but a fast painless death, which would you choose? 77755. Would you eat a poisonous banana that would make you become ultra Politically Correct for the rest of your life, for $50,000? 66664. If in your next life you had a choice to be reincarnated into one of these six animals, which one would you choose? 11272. If you would have the chance once in your life to do a thing that would be immediately undone so without any consequences what would you choose to do? email this ballot link to friends COMMENTS: SNAP! by Applerod on Sun Mar 27, 05 5:46pm [+] If shes hot the ol one eyed weenie whistle will make beautiful music by VanHelsing on Wed Jul 13, 05 4:54pm [+]