COMMENTS: Piss-Diddle and the Jackin' 5. To be 5, Cheney will have to join the band as a backround dancer. by patch22us on Mon Apr 04, 05 10:31am [+] Can we add in George Michael? If so, we have 5 band members (I don't think Dick Cheney would be good as a background dancer). With George Michael in the group a good name might be THE 5 WANKERS or maybe GWB and the 4 PERVS :) by patch22us on Tue Apr 05, 05 5:33pm [+]