COMMENTS:
It's because you were caught in a bust.
I'm afraid they've got a concrete case against you, and that prosecuter is said to be as hard as granite.
He should be shot in the knee caps then hung up by his testicles then burnt to near death and slapped with a wet noodle then left to die
You'll be fine as long as no cement was found on the statue
30 times a day= 10 hours each day of "refractory periods." This leaves 14 hours unoccupied. I will assume you slept at least 6 or 7 hours to keep up with the frantic humping. We are left with 6-7 hours. I assume you ate at least 3 meals a day to keep up with intense energy demands. We have 5-6 hours. I would assume that you had to shit a couple times seeing as you did eat. We have 4.5-5.5 hours. This would imply that all of your waking time was elsewhere spent humping. Given the 5 hours alloted for humping and the 30 times per day, the claim is that you fucked an average of 10 minutes each time. This is assuming no clean up or rest or "cuddling" afterwards. I don't think an educated jury will buy that. Next case slut.
refractory period is a period post-screwin where your wanis is incapable of erecting itself. they claim it on average last 20 minutes. experience teaches me it can be less time but after more and more lovin, the period tends to lengthen.
Thirty times in ten days and you're still wondering if you will get off?
You'd better hope that statue had limitations.
by mojo on Tue Apr 05, 05 12:57pm
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And you ALREADY got off, pal.
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