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THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT OR DRINK...


[+] joke ballot by FiddleFaddleOnLSD
created Sun Apr 17, 05

Super glue 6
Bleach 3
Dirt 3
Duct tape 3
vomit 3
the contents of a colostomy bag 3
Babies 3
Hand grenades 2
Hydrochloric Acid 2
Incecticide 2
Play Dough 2
disposable diapers (baby or adult) 2
dildos 2
Used Condoms 2
People 2
turpentine 2
Dead people 2
Contents of a bedpan 2
Ammonia 2
census-taker's liver with fava beans (and chianti) 2
Land mines 2
Vegetables 2
Algae 2
urine with poo mixed:} 2
bicycles 2
Curdled Milk 1
Kitty litter 0
Asphalt 0
Concrete 0
Spiders 0
Nails 0
Chalk 0
Shotgun shells 0
Acetone 0
Cars 0
kitty rocha 0
bird poop 0
Dishwashing detergent 0
Shoe polish 0
used band aids 0
Matches 0
rubbing alcohol 0
Termites 0
Shampoo 0
Soap 0
candle wax 0
Hydrogen Peroxide 0
Suntan lotion 0
those pretty red & white mushrooms 0
Cotton 0
Vaseline 0
Glass 0
CDs 0
Wood 0
Tampons 0
Skid-marked underwear 0
that stuff that keeps pills fresh 0
any part of a manchineel tree 0
Plastic 0
Liquid Plumr/Drano 0
razor blades 0
stinking roadkill 0
knives 0
Silverware 0
Porcelin 0
Buttplugs 0
Chanel No. 5 0
wax earplugs 0
Used toilet tissue 0
chewing gum stuck to your shoe in a parking lot 0
Shoes 0
packing peanuts 0
dominoes 0
Kitty hairballs 0
fire extinguishers 0
Magnets 0
maggots 0
Furnace filters 0
uncooked hamburger meat 0
Dirty bath water 0
metal spikes 0
Grandpa's toenail clippings 0
Grandpa 0
whatever's in your nose 0
yellow-tinged water from the kiddie pool 0
Foam 0
Cardboard boxes 0
A bunch of staples 0
blue-ringed octopus venom 0
Venomous snakes 0
Badgers 0
tapeworms 0
asbestos 0
Methane 0
Lava 0
Rocks 0
Charcoal 0
anything in a pot cooked by Jeffrey Dahmer 0
Raw sewage 0
hospital 'waste' 0
Toxic waste 0
embalming fluid 0
Nuclear fuel rods 0
Bombs 0
Ear wax 0
Paint 0
contents of vacuum cleaner 0
Elmer's glue 0
Mouse traps with mouse in them 0
Batteries 0
Miracle-Gro 0
Battery acid 0
Pond scum 0
hair clog from drain 0
lava lamp liquid 0
Barbie dolls 0
yeast infections 0
oil paints 0
mercury 0
Money 0
Chlorine 0
Used rectal thermometers 0
Ink 0
Pencils 0
cell phones 0
Aerosol cans 0
Tennis balls 0
Football helmets 0
Live rats 0
Propane 0
alcohol 0
Gasoline 0
Urinal Cakes 0
Toilet bowl cleaners 0
none from the list 0
Worms 0
Electric wires 0
Belly button lint 0
Meat 0
Fruit 0
Lead 0
Needles 0
Saw blades 0
Spoiled milk 0
Methylated spirits 0
Frog spawn 0
Last week's prawn curry 0
Gerbils 0
Motor oil 0
Toothpicks 0
shit 0
Tires 0
Nuclear waste 0
Hand lotion 0
Mothballs 0
Carpet 0
Sand 0
Burning wood 0
Snakes 0
Windex 0
Food! 0
Bird poo 0
candy wrapper 0
bodily organs 0
Ajax 0
Bong Water 0
Spiders from Mars 0
Goats Milk 0
wood glue 0

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COMMENTS:
Are you having a bad day again?

by johan_moritz on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:06pm [+]

LOL
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:08pm [+]

BTW: I got some Xanax if you want. My doc prescribed me that shit, but I don't wanna take it. Do you want some Xanax? :--)
by johan_moritz on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:08pm [+]

hahaha. I'm fine.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:10pm [+]

I'll take some, Johan, if you're offering!
by mojo on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:11pm [+]

Wow, Johan, he sounds like my kind of doc ;-)
by mojo on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:23pm [+]

He also gives it for free...
by johan_moritz on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:28pm [+]

I'm moving to Romania :-D
by mojo on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:30pm [+]

You two are silly.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:34pm [+]

Cool! I recommend Transylvania: it's the most beautiful province of the country. In Brasov if you like mountains, if not, Timisoara. Don't come in my town: we have the highest unemployment rate, the highest crime rate in the country and the most rude people you'll ever met. A guy from Sicily told me he doesn't want to live in my town, it's too dangerous.
by johan_moritz on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:52pm [+]

I want to live dangerously!
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:53pm [+]

OK! Should I wait for you at the aiport?
by johan_moritz on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:56pm [+]

Sure! Which one?
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sun Apr 17, 05 2:57pm [+]

Otopeni, in Bucharest. We don't have an international airport in my town. Use a Tarom chart. Help the poor: they are about to get out of business.
by johan_moritz on Sun Apr 17, 05 3:00pm [+]

Where should I live when I get there? In a cardboard box?
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sun Apr 17, 05 3:17pm [+]

If you really like living dangerous, you could try a cardboard box. If not, we could find something.
by johan_moritz on Mon Apr 18, 05 5:35am [+]

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