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YOU MIGHT BE GHETTO IF.....


[+] joke ballot by lowerclassbrats
created Sun Apr 24, 05

You have to go on Maury to find yo baby daddy 11%
Your rims cost more than your car 11%
You drink Kool-Aid with every meal 6%
Yo' phone bill is in yo' momma name.. 6%
You have gold teefus 4%
You have bullet holes in your BMW 4%
You take a bubble bath with dishwashing liquid 4%
You know what a fifi is 4%
The polices always be hatin' on you 4%
You be killin folks 4%
You have one pant leg rolled up above the calf 3%
Your bitch has got the same ring Mrs Jones had 3%
Your mom does your hair in the kitchen 3%
Your children has got 6 mums 3%
Your grandmama is under 40 3%
You eat fried bologna 3%
You be chillin on da porch all day 3%
You can make a pipe out of a test tube and brillo 3%
Your high school reunion was held in a prison 3%
your TV remote is a 6ft stick 3%
& yo' light bill is in yo' 6 year olds name 3%
Your bank is a cheque-cashing place 0%
The guy who trod on your foot has a bullet in him 0%
You think going on a diet means no candy 0%
Your arms have had more pricks than your cellmate 0%
You know more than 10 ways to use vaseline 0%
You like to get crunk wit' it 0%
U buy most of your clothing from the back of a van 0%
if u live in sandusky ohio 0%
Playing the Super Lotto is your retirement plan 0%
Yo name start with Ta, La, Que, etc: 0%
you look fo coins under, between da couch 0%
you make a grilled cheese sandwich with an iron 0%
You walk down the street rapping to yourself 0%
Your shorts are as long as your pants 0%

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COMMENTS:
These wouldn't fit so:

You know some people that know some people that rob some people.

You think the liquor store makes a great social gathering place.

by DirtDog on Sun Apr 24, 05 10:41pm [+]

As I read each ballot choice I thought, "Huh?" But my curiousity is killing me on one of them & I have to ask ... what is a 'fifi'?
by Donny_Honey_Cakes on Sun Apr 24, 05 11:05pm [+]

A fifi is a masturbation device made by inmates in prison. You take a rubber glove and coat the inside with a lubricant like vaseline. Then you wrap the outside with a small wash cloth and tie it up with rubber bands.
by lowerclassbrats on Sun Apr 24, 05 11:39pm [+]

The only way to close your bathroom door is by leaning it against the door frame.
by Tassy on Sun Apr 24, 05 11:46pm [+]

Every time you hear a car back fire you take cover :p
by Kisty on Fri Apr 29, 05 6:16pm [+]

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