result #72676 - WHAT ITEMS MIGHT YOU FIND IN ANN COULTER'S CLOSET?

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WHAT ITEMS MIGHT YOU FIND IN ANN COULTER'S CLOSET?

[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Mon May 02, 05

JOKE ballot. lol

several copies of Mein Kampf	4
A personality (still shrink- wrapped)	3
Sixteen inch, black strap-on	3
Face-sharpening tools	2
Masking tape for taping up her male genitals	2
Size 0 handcuffs	0
Life size George W. Bush blow-up doll	0
1 year supply of emetics and laxatives	0
barf stick	0
Spare robotic face plates	0
Her brain (never used)	0
Nazi gestapo uniform	0
Klan hat and sheet	0
Invasion of Canada plans	0
"Finding the Liberal Within"	0
hopefully dead f-ing leftists	0
20 inch black doubledong	0

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Including a personally autographed (by Hitler) copy of Mein Kampf.

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Mon May 02, 05 3:20pm [+]

Written by your very own Truthseeker013! Unfortunately, it's still in the store bag, stuffed at the bottom of the closet. DEEP denial, this...

by Truthseeker013 on Mon May 02, 05 4:51pm [+]

Why does Ann have an adams apple?

by Quinn_the_Eskimo on Mon May 02, 05 10:13pm [+]

Because she's a guy in drag?

by cranky on Tue May 03, 05 3:26pm [+]