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ALTERNATIVE STATE MOTTOS


[+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Wed Jun 01, 05
Every state has a motto. What are some they could have used, but for some reason didn't?

Texas: Our goal is to be 50th in everything 2
Georgia: At least it's not Alabama 2
Ohio - Blame Bush on US! 2
Maine: We'd rather be part of Canada 1
Nebraska: The Dirt State 0
Nebraska: Move along. Nothing here worth seeing 0
Virginia is for LOSERS 0
Texas: America's Ass End 0
Idaho: Potatoes...that's it 0
Oklahoma: Texas with Indians 0
Idaho: So bad it's still all white 0
Arkansas: One Big Happy Family 0
Hawaii: Our pigs wear grass skirts 0
New Hampshire: Yes, we are too a state 0
Georgia: You'd Rather Be in Alabama 0
California: habla espanol? 0
Alabama: Now with electricity and indoor plumbing 0
New York: Got mugged? 0
Texas: Se Habla Ingles 0
Alaska: And you thought you'd seen cold and lonely 0
Kentucky: The Skunkgrass State 0
Montana: Heil Hitler! 0
Arkansas: If You're Kin , You're In! 0
Texas: We have Bush. Could it get any worse? 0
Pennsylvania: We can't pave a f**king road 0
New Mexico: Almost as bad as it sounds 0
Washington: Not D.C. you ass! 0

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COMMENTS:
Buttplug,

You don't live in Nebraska, by any chance, do you?

by cranky on Wed Jun 01, 05 6:20pm [+]

Yes, that's why I make make fun of it.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jun 01, 05 6:33pm [+]

cranky, you can't truly ridicule a place until you've lived there.
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Jun 01, 05 6:52pm [+]

Sure you can ridicule a place without living there--have you ever driven thru Alabama? It's bad enough to look at but if you get out of your car you can smell the paper mills--or something that smells like lots of puke AND get attacked by biting incests the size of birds.
I figure if you actually LIVE there you probably can't write anyway-they have the worst education system than ALL 50 OF THE OTHER STATES.
Mississippi--not much better but it does have a beach.
by weebles48 on Sat Jun 18, 05 11:17am [+]

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