result #74693 - MY BOSS CAME OVER FOR LUNCH. MY PARROT KEPT YELLING "MY BOSS IS A FUC* ING ASSHOLE." NOW WHAT??

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MY BOSS CAME OVER FOR LUNCH. MY PARROT KEPT YELLING "MY BOSS IS A FUC* ING ASSHOLE." NOW WHAT?? [+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel created Sun Jun 05, 05 I can't believe this. I am always yelling and cussing about my boss when I get home from work because he is such an asshole. Last night he came over for dinner to talk about a possible huge promotion. Like, 5 minutes after he gets here, my parrot starts yelling, "Raaaaaaaaaaaa, MY BOSS IS A FUC*ING ASSHOLE", over and over again. My boss kept giving me dirty looks and left before I even served him dinner. So, you think I got promoted anyways??? Yes, Im positive 3 Sure! Say he's squawking about your OLD boss! 3 No, maybe if you give him the parrot he'll promote you 2 Ballot #74693: has 8 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: similiar ballots: 86112. If someone who isn't black killed Sean "Puffy" "Puff Daddy" "P. Diddy" "Diddy" Combs, would that be a hate crime or a benefit to society? 117246. Do you like your boss? 13619. Why do so many dumb whites write "Black's" instead of "Blacks" or "black people"? 84545. Which is actually ruining the season: the use of "Season's Greetings" and "Happy Holidays," or the whole argument that there's a "war on Christmas"? 7870. What would you do to boss if you won lottery? 86514. When someone writes "of" instead of "have" and/or "are" instead of "our," does that annoy the holy hell out of you? 18196. What is the weirdest thing a boss said to you? 82790. If Nehme Abouzeid were your boss, what would you do? 85291. If your boss farted really loudly in front of you what would you say? 112096. Did you ever work for a real pain-in-the-ass boss? email this ballot link to friends COMMENTS: ZIG, have you had any practical experience in these sitches? by Truthseeker013 on Sun Jun 05, 05 2:50pm [+] Tell your boss that the parrot's previous owner taught him rude language. by mojo on Sun Jun 05, 05 3:04pm [+] My Great Uncle and Great Auntie had a 'second hand' parrot that used to say 'you're pissed again you bastard' on a regular basis. It said worse apparently but I was too young to be told what at the time. by keithsheen on Sun Jun 05, 05 5:01pm [+] Parrots are awesome! Their sense of humor is utterly perverse, too. I love 'em. I want one. I'd train it to fly at certain people I couldn't be bothered with, then I'd reward it with peanuts after they'd gone. ;) by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 05, 05 6:46pm [+] Introduce him to your asshole neighbor, Mike Muhboss. by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 05, 05 9:48pm [+] "Hey, that ________ at work had me housesit his parrot. Why would he train a parrot to say such awful things???? by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 05, 05 10:12pm [+] I recall your decision not too long ago to stand out on your front porch after some guys theatened to do a "drive by on your ass" and according to you ,you weren't scared one bit.You're still here so I'm guessing you're still on a stretch of good luck. by robotthinker on Sun Jun 05, 05 10:32pm [+]