result #74826 - OH MAN! I CAN'T FIT OUT MY DOOR ANY MORE. NOW WHAT?

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advice : OH MAN! I CAN'T FIT OUT MY DOOR ANY MORE. NOW WHAT?

[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Wed Jun 08, 05

I just ran out of Cheese-steaks, chips, and lard, so I decided to walk downstairs to the store and get more. Last time I checked, I was only 780 lbs. Im trying to get out now, oh, Im tired, I give up. Ok, I just called the rescue-squad and theyre on their way. How will I get out??

start smoking crack!!!!	3
They will cut out a part of the wall	2
crane, harness	2
Liposuction is the answer	0
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Call in a concrete pumping truck adapted for emergency high volume Liposuction treatment.
When the're finished, you'll be able to enjoy yourself putting on another 700 lbs again.

by Alien_Invader on Wed Jun 08, 05 10:09am [+]

Join Kirstie Alley and call 1-800-Jenny-20!!!

by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jun 08, 05 11:18am [+]

When you explain your problem to them, they'll go to 7-Eleven, buy all those wonderful snack stuffs for you, then hold them just outside the door, tormenting you with them until you rush them, crashing through the frame and giving them a spot on the six o'clock news.

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Jun 08, 05 3:51pm [+]

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