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advice : relationship : MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WANTS ME TO "COME IN THE BACK DOOR TONIGHT." WHY DOES SHE WANT ME TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE?? [+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel created Thu Jun 09, 05 Dude, it's pretty unsafe already to walk from the bus to our house here in Detroit, and now she wants me to walk around back? There is no path back there, so I'd have to hop quite a few chicken-wire fences and there are some pitbulls back there as well. So, swhy does she want me to enter in the back anyways??? she wants sex + cumin through da b.d turns her on 3 the front door has taken a pounding lately, switch it up 2 the back door is well lubed 2 She knows you're gay 2 Ballot #74875: has 9 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: email this ballot link to friends You can also reach this ballot at : http://BestAndWorst.com/key/My_girlfriend_said_she_wants_me_to_"come_in_the_back_door_tonight."_Why_does_she_want_me_to_go_through_all_that_trouble?? similiar ballots: 75232. Guys: would you, after sex tonight (just before "removal") scream SEACREST OUT. What do you think she'll think? 87557. Well, my girlfriend and I had a huge fight. Now she wants to have "make up s(e)x", and I'm out of lipstick!! What should I do??? 54268. Joke Ballot: If George W. Bush said, "Hey John, why the long face?" in the debate tonight, what would be an appropriate comeback for John Kerry? 75645. Which user said "F**k you too girlfriend" to me in my private messsages? 13619. Why do so many dumb whites write "Black's" instead of "Blacks" or "black people"? 83034. Now that Celui's back, should "DIE CELUI DIE!!" once again be a mandatory choice on all ballots? 9931. Why Do People Always Ruin Ballots By Adding Stuff Like "My Di*ck", "Sex" Or "P*ssy" 30022. Should companies that create 9/11 products such as licence plate borders that say "Remember 9/11" and "Let's Roll" be fined by the government? 91471. "Hey Mom" Counciltucky yelled "I parked the car out in front of the building", hoping she wouldn't smell the alcohol on his breath. Will she notice? 69788. This lady sees me eating a steak and yells "MURDERER!!" at me, so I grabbed my knife and stabbed her in the neck and said "No, THAT is murder!!". COMMENTS: Just when I think that your ballots can't get any dumber, you come up with this gem. by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 09, 05 12:58pm [+] Uh, dude.... by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 09, 05 1:13pm [+] Well ... it's funny you should say that. The other night she called me and asked me to come round and have a look at her front door. It must of been raining earlier cos she said it was soaking wet. When I arrived it was too soggy for my liking so I asked her if I could use her rear door. It was tight at first but after a bit of oil, and some jiggling of the knob I forced it open. Afterwards she told me she'd prefer me to use the rear door everytime I visit her. by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 09, 05 1:37pm [+] ^Oh, so it's not just me. Thanks for not having sex with her, because she really digs British guys. I appreciate it. ;-) by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 09, 05 1:39pm [+] So you and Herzog finally hooked up--congratulations! When's the wedding? by elvislennon on Thu Jun 09, 05 2:05pm [+] Haha Elvis, tell you're girl I won't be late tonight. =:-)= by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 09, 05 2:22pm [+] Oh, Selma, Cletus promises he won't be late tonight so I expect hell finish cleaning the toilets around 7ish. by elvislennon on Thu Jun 09, 05 4:39pm [+] Cletus: Do I get an invitation to your and Herzog's wedding? by cranky on Thu Jun 09, 05 7:13pm [+] Anyone notice how Cranky and Elvis show up at the same time now? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 09, 05 11:25pm [+]

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