result #75484 - I SHUT MY FINGER IN THE FRONT DOOR THIS MORNING. ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO EASE THE PAIN?

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advice : I SHUT MY FINGER IN THE FRONT DOOR THIS MORNING. ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO EASE THE PAIN?

[+] ballot by mojo
created Sat Jun 18, 05

AOUUUUU!!!!!! It was/is excruciating. The finger is all swollen and leaking now. I've been putting ice on it. Should I wrap it tightly or keep it out in the open? Any cool (legal) remedies out there for pain/swelling?

Get heavily intoxicated	3
Have someone kiss it and make it better	3
Ice, no pressure	2
Ice w/ pressure	2
Vodka with a twist	2
Lots of ice cream	2
LSD	2
Eat your finger off	2
eat it, then pour salt and vinegar in the stub	0
Chop it off	0
Elevate it	0
Set it on fire	0
Do a bunch of heroin	0
slam your penis in the door, wait, you are female	0

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That was God rewarding me for saving a Robin chick that had fallen out of its nest this morning, lol.

by mojo on Sat Jun 18, 05 1:48pm [+]

My favorite pain remedy is cheesecake. I'd recommend a big slice of Espresso Kahlua and a Bailey's on the rocks.
If that's too heavy try some Key Lime Pie and a Gin & Tonic

by elvislennon on Sat Jun 18, 05 1:58pm [+]

Thanks elvislennon! I think I'll go score some of that right now ;-D

by mojo on Sat Jun 18, 05 1:59pm [+]

Alfie, that's just plain KREWEL

by mojo on Sat Jun 18, 05 3:44pm [+]

Ice cream helped me recover from major surgery back in '96. Butter pecan, I reccommend.

by Truthseeker013 on Sat Jun 18, 05 4:05pm [+]

Even if you're not up to eating it, you can stick your injured finger in it.

by Truthseeker013 on Sat Jun 18, 05 4:05pm [+]

Ice (or cold) and keep it elevated. As long as it is above heart-level, it will not throb nearly as bad.

by Cathexis on Sat Jun 18, 05 4:48pm [+]

Also, 2 or 3 ibuprofen wouldn't be a bad idea.

by Cathexis on Sat Jun 18, 05 4:50pm [+]

haha, sorry mojo. Its not like you were gona fall for it is it? I hope?

by kingAlfredTheGreat on Sat Jun 18, 05 5:07pm [+]

I'm sorry to read that mojo, take care and get better.

by xaman on Sat Jun 18, 05 6:30pm [+]

Hope you feel better Mojo.

by nuckinfutz on Sat Jun 18, 05 9:20pm [+]

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