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Playing pool vollyball with a bunch of college guys from Venezuela. I crouched down into the water to prepare for a high return and when I shot out of the water, my top didn't. I immediatly dropped into the water, found my top and got it back on but not before one of them started singing, in broken English, Dr Hook's song, Sharing The Night Together.
I never said it was an accident
Yes, to the other guys in the jail cell.
Yes, in a forklift accident in the warehouse I used to work in. The idiot driving blew by me at point-blank range, and a piece of metal snagged my right front pocket. Before I could blink, no pants. Or underpants. I actually saved face by jumping through an emergency exit and going outdoors, then called my supervisor to have him bring me an extra pair of pants.
Fruit bowl. Republican National Convention, 2008. Be there!
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