result #76121 - (J) LET FREEDOM FRIES RING!

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political : (J) LET FREEDOM FRIES RING!

[+] joke ballot by Cathexis
created Mon Jun 27, 05

Italy has been calling for the arrest of 13 of our CIA agents, over a little snafu. Damned ingrates! It is obvious that the time has come to punish them in the most severe way we have: by extending our formerly popular and successful "Freedom Fries" campaign!

Henceforth, Italian Dressing shall be known as "Democracy Dressing."

Put that on your romaine lettuce, Friends of Terrorists!

In fact, in view of the continuing disintegration of the former Coalition of the Willing, and the growing lack of cooperation or outright hostility (e.g., questioning us), perhaps it would be prudent to start coming up with alternate names for the foodstauffs associated with additional ingrate countries!

Please add your favorites, below, and we shall forward the completed ballot to Donald Rumsfeld, upon completion.

{Remember: If you don't contribute ... we'll know who you are (Patriot Act IV).}

Brazil nut - Bravery nuts	3
Sauerkraut = SauerClout	2
Russian dressing = Reagan dressing	0
Turkish Taffy = Triumph Taffy	0
German Potato Salad = Jihad-Busting Salad	0
Swiss hot cocoa = Mission Accomplished cocoa	0
Canadian bacon = Conservative bacon	0
Columbian coffee = Coalition coffee	0
French kissing - Freedom kissing	0
Jamaican Jerk - Republican Jerk	0
Polish Sausage - Baghdad Banger	0
Frog's Legs = Blogger's Legs	0
Yorkshire Pudding = Inspire Pudding	0
Swedish Meatballs - Senatorial Meatballs	0
Danish Pastry - Defense Department Pastry	0
Chili - Chilabi	0
Turkey - Triumph Bird	0
Bordeaux - Baltimore wine	0
Swiss Cheese - Supreme Court Cheese	0
Chinese Food - Capitalist Food	0

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COMMENTS:
I threw away all my pasta this morning!

by thc2883 on Mon Jun 27, 05 11:38am [+]

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