result #76203 - MY PALS AND I WERE AT THE ZOO TODAY. WE GOT INTO A BRAWL WITH A BUNCH OF GORILLAS. WE PLAN TO GO BACK TONIGHT WITH OUR WHOLE GANG...

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advice : ethics : MY PALS AND I WERE AT THE ZOO TODAY. WE GOT INTO A BRAWL WITH A BUNCH OF GORILLAS. WE PLAN TO GO BACK TONIGHT WITH OUR WHOLE GANG...

[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Tue Jun 28, 05

Here is the deal: We were at the zoo today. We were passing by the gorilla habitat and I decided to film them with my video phone. My buddy thought it would be funny to throw a rock at a gorilla and get it on film. He hit the poor guy right in the eye and the thing swiped my phone right outta my hand. I jumped in to get it and like 10 gorillas mobbed me and my buddies had to pull me out. So, tonight we're going back with about 40 dudes, armed with blades, glocks, baseball bats, and broom-sticks. We're gonna roll these biatches and show them who they're dealin with. Is this an ethical thing to do and how bad shoule we beat these gorillas? Should we kill any/all of them?

Fight them bare-knuckled, like REAL primates	4
Wear your sexy lingerie, Cletus	3
Fight fire with fire, MAN, kill them all	2
stomp the shit out of them, but dont kill more than 5	2
Roll on the dominant male, the rest will get the message	0
Show them why humans rule the food chain, ya dig?	0

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COMMENTS:
Mano-y-mano, dawg! Sure, they're stronger and more resilient, but you've got the brainpower. And, if they overpower you, THEN you use the Glocks at range.

by Truthseeker013 on Tue Jun 28, 05 2:47pm [+]

Do they have a new CD out? I gotsta check dat joint.

by _Beelzebubba on Tue Jun 28, 05 2:51pm [+]

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