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advice : MY FRIEND IS SURE ACTING WEIRD TODAY. I HELPED HIM BURY A LARGE SACK IN THE WOODS AND HE WAS REALLY FREAKIN OUT. WHERE IS HIS WIFE WHEN HE NEEDS HER?? [+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel created Thu Jun 30, 05 The sack must have been about 6 feet long. I know this because his wife laid next to the fully-stretched sack and it was a few inches longer than her. Anyways, he called me at 2:45am and said he needed my help immediately to bury something in the woods. The dude must have been in a big rush cause he didnt even change his clothes, which were soaked in Ketchup or tomato-sauce or something like that. My friend was totally freakin out and told me not to ask him any questions. We buried this thing in the woods upstate. He told me this is our little secret. I really wish his wife were around to calm him down, I'm really worried. Ok I gotta go, the cops are outside checkin out the red stains all over the inside of my car and there is a SWAT-team out there. Ok...why is my buddy pointing at the window Im looking out of and saying "HE DID IT" over and over. Why are they aiming their rifles at my house. Why a..ahhhh WHAT THE FUCK, MAN, THEY'RE SHOOTING AT ME!!! you buried that sack in a federal wildlife reserve, moron 4 buddy found his wife cheating, suspects you 2 Buddy found out his wife was cheating... 0 Ballot #76341: has 6 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: email this ballot link to friends You can also reach this ballot at : http://BestAndWorst.com/key/My_friend_is_sure_acting_weird_today._I_helped_him_bury_a_large_sack_in_the_woods_and_he_was_really_freakin_out._Where_is_his_wife_when_he_needs_her?? similiar ballots: 70602. Me and CouncilTucky are going to visit the White House. So why is CTuck acting all weird, and sweating, and why is he wearing a backpack? 77259. How hot is it in your neck of the woods today? 94421. Who said: "Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.... I am doing the Lord's work."? 123528. OMG! In the USA something weird has happened today! 89172. Do you believe that O.J. truly was innocent of killing his ex-wife and her friend in 1994? 127639. Have you hugged your imaginary friend today? 65141. How freakin' cool is this? 102487. Cemetery to bury all, Christians too, facing Mecca 129254. Senator Clinton Says It's Time To Bury The Hatchet ... 122190. If I bury my Gas Bill in the back yard, how long will it take to decompose? COMMENTS: OK, be honest: Who wants to get Cletus in the sack? by Cathexis on Thu Jun 30, 05 2:32pm [+] ^All the ladies =:-)= by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 30, 05 2:56pm [+] Funny ballot as always cletus.It reminds me of a teenyears stunt that I and my buddies pulled around Halloween time.I remember thinking it was a funny idea to lay a scarecrow in the road with ketchup on it.In hindsite I kinda feel bad for almost giving some poor hapless bastard a heart attack. by robotthinker on Thu Jun 30, 05 6:03pm [+] And he suspects your girlfriend. And he's upset that they didn't ask him to watch... by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jun 30, 05 6:27pm [+] He was burying his stash of lesbian porn in protest. You'd be agitated too, if you'd just tossed out the entire "No Man's Land" collection. by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jun 30, 05 6:29pm [+] I used this phase as one of my on going motto's... Friends help you move..real friends help you move bodies. by UncleRandy on Fri Jul 01, 05 12:18am [+]

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