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advice : WE HAD A BARBECUE TODAY AT MY COMPANY PICNIC. I WAS IN CHARGE OF COOKING THE VEGGIES. THE RECIPE SAID TO "ADD OIL"... [+] ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel created Fri Jul 08, 05 ...I was cooking brocoli, carrots, potatoes, and a bunch of other veggies in one big stew. The recipe I used said to add a bunch of oil to the stew, mix, cook for 5 minutes, and serve. So, I went to my car, popped the trunk, and grabbed some Quaker-state oil and dumbed the entire quart into the stew. About 10 minutes after serving this stew everyone there was puking and passing out. Now every last one of my coworkers has food-poisioning and this is really ripping into our healthcare costs. The company may have to shut down now. Did I do something wrong?? No, bunch of soft, white-collared wimps. They deserved it. 4 You should've used a higher-grade oil 1 Yes, should have used Exxon oil 0 it was supposed to be power-steering fluid, CANT YOU READ?? 0 Probably the potatoes 0 Only had that problem with 10W/50 0 Ballot #76956: has 5 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: Register to submit comments. You may still vote without registration. content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: email this ballot link to friends You can also reach this ballot at : http://BestAndWorst.com/v/76956.htm similiar ballots: 57426. I met a girl for breakfast today. I commented, "Nice legs", then saw that the diner wasn't open and said, "What time do they open"? Y did she get mad? 13619. Why do so many dumb whites write "Black's" instead of "Blacks" or "black people"? 9931. Why Do People Always Ruin Ballots By Adding Stuff Like "My Di*ck", "Sex" Or "P*ssy" 76332. "In time of war, the first casualty is truth." - Boake Carter. Does this quote, made over 60 years ago, ring true today? 65505. Bush told anti-abortion activists today he wants to foster a "culture of life." Does that include the soldiers he sent to die in Iraq? 30022. Should companies that create 9/11 products such as licence plate borders that say "Remember 9/11" and "Let's Roll" be fined by the government? 69788. This lady sees me eating a steak and yells "MURDERER!!" at me, so I grabbed my knife and stabbed her in the neck and said "No, THAT is murder!!". 62765. "As long as liberals follow the "Michael Moore" doctrine, they will never be the definition of a true liberal." 92062. How many complaints did NBC receive after Norm MacDonald said "fuck" on the air on SNL's "Weekend Update" in 1997? 7495. Which movie do you think will better Lord of the Rings "Return of the King" or the final episode of "Star Wars" where Darth Vader is born? COMMENTS: Bet you bought that lousy Saudi oil, didn't ya? BUY AMERICAN! by Truthseeker013 on Fri Jul 08, 05 2:35pm [+] Did you check the potatoes for sprouts? Many people are unaware that potato sprouts contain a dangerous poison called solanine (potatoes are a member of the deadly nightshade family by the way). I bet you missed a sprout or two when you peeled the potatoes. Always remember to remove all sprouts. by Lemmingstraggler on Fri Jul 08, 05 3:47pm [+]

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