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INTERNATIONAL MOTTOES FOR COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD. EXAMPLE - ENGLAND: WE MAY HAVE LOST OUR EMPIRE , BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT FRANCE!


[+] joke ballot by maxxman
created Mon Jul 18, 05
Think of a Country , and a Slogan that sums it up. Last I time I checked there were 199 Countries in the World , the newest being East Timore. What can you come up with?

USA - A great nation...at least until we got Bush 22%
England: Two World Wars one World Cup. 13%
China - Walmart warehouse to the World! 13%
Mexico: Will the last person crossing the border , please turn out the lights. 9%
Iraq: This place is full of shiite , the Sunni you leave the better. 9%
Saudi Arabia: We'll Hold Hands, Then Chop 'Em Off! 9%
USA - if we don't like you, we'll invade you 9%
USA-Not so much a "has been, but a "never will be" 9%
Colombia: If you think coffee is our #1Export , you've been using to much of our #1 Export. 4%
Ireland: Wherever you find 4 Irishmen , you'll find a Fifth.(Whiskey.) 0%
Brazil: Enjoy our National Pasttime , shooting street kids in Rio. 0%
Haiti: We're so poor , we can't pay attention. 0%
Afghanistan: Everyone knows where we are , but no one wants to go there. 0%
Germany: No longer Nazi , we're just nasty! 0%
Canada: We can't decide if we're French or American. 0%
Japan: The Rising Sun is starting to set. 0%
Argentina: Forget the economy , let's play soccer! 0%
Dominican Republic: At least we're not Haiti! 0%
Pakistan - Proud of our US-backed dictatorship! 0%
New Zealand - We're dyed in the wool! 0%
France: We may eat Frogs, but we know how to cook 0%
Italy - Mob Rule! 0%
Russia - Mr. KGB R US! 0%
India: blame it on Pakistan! 0%
Switzerland - Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 0%
Hungary - We're not Hungary, We're Starving! 0%
Netherlands - Land of Bongs and Windmills! 0%
S. Korea - Nerner! We've Got William Hung! 0%
N. Korea - Land of A Million Smiles! 0%
Belgium - The Home of the Original Freedom Fries! 0%
Norway - Who the Fjord are you Looking At?! 0%
Zimbabwe - Don't Worry, Be Happy! 0%
Australia - Tie Me Vegemite Down, Mate! 0%
Cuba - Fantasy Island! 0%
Scotland - We're Not Wearing Any! 0%
Aruba - We Specialize in Graduation Trips! 0%
Israel: Proud to be the 51st State of the Union! 0%
Mexico - number 1 exporter of people to the USA 0%
Turkey - we're a country not a food 0%
Cambodia--genocide free for over 20 years 0%

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COMMENTS:
United States-The world police.Whether you like it or not.
Japan-I'll do anything for you,master(to the U.S)
France-We'll go down with our Muslims.So stay out!
Britain-Blair might not be the best option.but hey life goes on.
Germany-Do not call us Nazi.We export them to Argentine.
Swede-We are harmless and beautiful.
China-We will be the world.
Canada-We are trying!
Italy-Everybody loves us.We are beautiful.
Ireland-Boston is ours.Thanks.

by mybackhurts on Mon Jul 18, 05 6:54am [+]

El Salbador-Do we look like Mexican?!
Phillipines-Our no1 contribution to the rest of the world,mail order brides and housekeepers
Thailand-The land of smile is also the land of H
by mybackhurts on Mon Jul 18, 05 7:03am [+]

Scotland-DO NOT CALL US ENGLISH
by mybackhurts on Mon Jul 18, 05 7:07am [+]

Yes, Yuki! That could be our (Scotland's) motto. ;)
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jul 18, 05 7:09am [+]

Thank you maxxman. I was in need of a classic maxxman ballot today!
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jul 18, 05 7:17am [+]

LMAO Yuki!
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jul 18, 05 7:18am [+]

Great Britain - Not perfect but thank god we're not french
France - Invade us we won't fight back, we have no backbone, it's been weakened by eating too many frogs legs
by ads21 on Mon Jul 18, 05 4:17pm [+]

French Canadians - we think we're french because we live in a shit country.
by ads21 on Mon Jul 18, 05 4:20pm [+]

China-The next big thing.
by Brit_Airborne on Wed Dec 07, 05 6:00am [+]

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