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by joe on Tue Dec 09, 03 6:22pm
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Tell them you are unable to come to the door right now but if they would care to leave their address you will come their home when your available to discuss their cult and why every nut case joins it like Michael Jackson!
Answering the door naked doesn't work, it doesn't bother them.
If answering the door naked doesn't bother them then how about opening the door while masturbating and shooting your load on them. Then maybe they will get the hint. I find it hard to believe that a witness was on this site. They are so dam sheltered and protected from real life. I was forced to be one as a kid and my whole childhood sucked!
It's not so much the door to door thing that bothers me. I have no problem saying no thank you and closeing the door. I don't hawever agree with prejudice. When I was in high school, a boy asked me to prom and i accepted, turning another boy dow after. I was called 2 days before prom and told he couldn't take me because his mother found out I wasn't a witness. So here is a 17 eear old girl without a date to prom because a boy who liked her had a mom who had no concern for anyones feelings but was only concerned about her son spending a few hours with someone of a different religion.
The whole 140 thousand to heaven and rest on paradise Earth is the purpose is a load of crap. So your in heaven. What do you do for eternity. Float around God and say what a pretty light. Exist on a boring Paradise Earth living the same animal like lives forever. BORING! People should at least have superpowers and be able to fly and not require food or have to take shits!
Definitely try and get them in bed.
at least they are not jews
Rapidly run out of bullets in my gun
Try to convert them
I ask the men if anyone of them would like a blowjob.
I actually convert them to atheism. They can't beat me.
by Smat on Sun Jan 18, 04 3:30pm
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At least they are not mormon.
Answer the door dressed in a black shroud holding a bloody goat corpse, then invite them in... and have a camera to catch their expression.
Testing
Mormons and Witnesses, they're all the same. Pushy delusional people trying to catch depressed, confused people in their webs of lies. Here in Miami there's LOTS of witnesses, but out of everyone I know who was raised Jehova's Witness, not a single one is still that religion and every single one says their childhood sucked. All the Witnesses I know are "born-again" religious. And we all know how born-again religious folk come into existence. Their lives suck, they "need" a path because they are so lost, and they get into a religion because it offers some semblance of hope. They're kidding themselves, but they ain't kidding me.
Tell them you're a satanist! Hmmmm, on second thought, don't, because then they'll never leave.
by Dot on Sun Feb 01, 04 2:02am
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Same thing I always do when they come...answer the door buck naked while masturbating with a cross.
jehovah witnesses are just performing what the bible told them to do. the bible says that to go preach the word of the lord on the mountian , over the hill and everywhre. u cant blame them for doing that. they dont try to convert u, the tell u and express to u what they have learnt and its now up to interpret it anyway u like. the would be happy though if u became one of them. sometimes they can be a pain coming at my door steps at the worst hours and i simply pretend that im not at home and not answer the door.
ill tell you exactly what i do.since im currently staying in the bible belt i get my fair share of'em.
i usually let them pitch for a min.and then interupt with"im sorry but i dont believe in the occult"this usually catches them off gaurd and the conversation after that point gets hilarious because they cant understand how anyone would consider them an occult.
the other thing i do if i can tell right away who they are ill step outside and start talking there ears off.i usually talk about really rancid things and they usually get offended and will say "were late for our next appointment"and they will leave.
both of these are very effective methods.
happy trails
I'd say i'm a gay witch who worships satan and performs rituals in the nude that should scare anyone away...(and yes i know witches dont really worship satan)
by seon on Wed Apr 28, 04 1:17am
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They came to my house last summer and I told them to go fuck themselves and shut the door in their faces.
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