COMMENTS:
Do you know what's even shocking than that G_C??? Over 1 million little kiddies and desperate housewives that finger themselves all day cried themsleves to sleep after reading that page. It's like their virtual Grandfather died, sheeeesh.
Oh, and Malfoy was supposed to kill Dumbledore, but he turned into a pussy when the time came and couldn't bring himself to do it. You're late. All the Potter fans finished the book last week.
Hadn't planned on reqading it, so it's no skin off my back. Sorry to hear it, though. I figured that Snape would reform, come over to the light as the series went on. Proves how little I know.
And get this: there's actually a site called dumbledoreisnotdead.com. Someone is paying actual dollars for this domain. AND, shit, funniest thing I ever read: apparently when kids were lined up outside a Barnes & Noble (forget where, exactly) store, some idiot drove by with a sign on his car on which this information ("Dumbledore dies!") was printed. It was amusing solely for the fact that someone would actually set out to do something like this. Anyway, I've never been into Harry Potter but somehow I knew Snape was the one who put the old man out of his misery. That Snape's one mean mofo, I tell ya!
It's not page 596, or even 606. it's 556.
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