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choices : history : IF A CHICKENHAWK WAS ON THE TITANIC, HOW WOULD HE CON HIS WAY ONTO A LIFE BOAT?

[+] joke ballot by cranky
ACTIVE Aug 30,2005 - Sun May 25, 08

Pretend lifeboats are riskier than the Titanic	3
Throw a child overboard so he will fit	2
Say he needs to live so he can blog about it	2
Disguise himself as Billy Zane's dinner	2
Squeal lak a pig	1
Dress in his mother's clothes	0
Dress in his sister's clothes	0
Dress in black bra and panties and promise to service the crew	0
Bribe a crew member with money he borrowed from his mother	0
Offer oral sex to the captain	0
Get sympathy by pretending to be retarded	0
Whine, cry, and have a hissy	0
Claim he is being discriminated against	0
Claim he is related to owner of steamship line	0
Start singing My Heart Will Go On	0
Scream like a woman	0
Tell Cap'n Dad that he's the new Messiah	0
Stick a bouquet of Bluebonnets in his ass	0
Act so obnoxious that even the dying want him gone	0
Bitch-slap the weeping women and children	0
Claim he'll melt the iceberg with global warming!	0
Play deliverance song on his banjo	0

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COMMENTS:
LOL!!!

by mojo on Tue Aug 30, 05 11:38am [+]

Don't know but i guess he would accuse Iraq of torpedoing the ship.

by isay on Tue Aug 30, 05 1:02pm [+]

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