result #80215 - WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN INVESTING IN THE NEW COMPANY CLETUS AND MYSELF HAVE STARTED??? (READ ON)

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WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN INVESTING IN THE NEW COMPANY CLETUS AND MYSELF HAVE STARTED??? (READ ON)

[+] joke ballot by Guy_Cabbelero
created Wed Aug 31, 05

We've just opened a tin-foil hat company, selling high quality tin-foil hats. These hats can block all mind controlling signals being broadcast at you on various frequencies (in the microwave spectrum and beyond) by the CIA, NSA, FBI, PTA, The Boy Scouts of America, Colonel Sanders, Internal Colonel, The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Karl Rove, The guy who played the janitor Schnider on One Day At A Time and Starbucks. Now before you invest a dime, let me tell you, sales are already through the freakin roof in Ireland and Austrailia for some reason, somebody over there must know too much about the "Company" or the secret ingredients in a Caffe Latte. Well, think about it, we'll be going public in a few months and I'll let you know the date of the IPO. Thanks, yours in paranoia, GC

I'm in	3
I already have one	2
"Hats Off" to your great Idea!	2
A donkey made of cheese...	2
Please Help they're chasing me..	0
how much for a hat?	0

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COMMENTS:
Does it stop Oprah , Dr. Phil , and that lame ass Dork from Americas funniest Videos?

by maxxman on Wed Aug 31, 05 7:05am [+]

It does after a slight modification for only $9.95 extra.

by Guy_Cabbelero on Wed Aug 31, 05 7:22am [+]

Great idea! Can I invest in this company?

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Wed Aug 31, 05 8:57am [+]

^^^yes

by Guy_Cabbelero on Wed Aug 31, 05 9:06am [+]

Are these made of tin or aluminum foil? Only 100% tin drowns out the shortwave signals broadcasted by N.A.M.B.L.A.

by _Beelzebubba on Wed Aug 31, 05 9:53am [+]

GC, man, this is really taking off! We got a 500-hat order in Australia from some bozo and 1000 hat order in Ireland from another clown. Let's ask Kenny-boy and Seon to keep up the conspiracy theories so we gain more sales. Hey, where are they from again?

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Wed Aug 31, 05 11:14am [+]

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