result #80870 - IF A REALLY MEAN MIDGET WAS KILLED BY A MONKEY, HOW HARD WOULD YOU LAUGH?

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ethics : IF A REALLY MEAN MIDGET WAS KILLED BY A MONKEY, HOW HARD WOULD YOU LAUGH?

[+] joke ballot by xxxxxxxx
ACTIVE Sep 09,2005 - Wed Jun 04, 08

Say a midget was really really mean to you, like relentlessly mean. Then one day you look and see him murdered ... by a monkey. How hard would you laugh when you saw this?

Assume...
1) that the monkey is the same height as the midget, +/- two inches.
2) that the whole "he's still a person, it'd be sad if he were killed, bla bla bla" bullshit didn't apply.

Very hard.	4
So hard I'd piss myself.	3
I'd videotape it and edit in a laugh track.	3

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COMMENTS:
I can kick the shit out of it,if it was midget.I wouldn't need monkey's help to waste it.

by mybackhurts on Fri Sep 09, 05 7:58am [+]

as hard as I laugh at the cursing Jesus

by weebles48 on Fri Sep 09, 05 8:49am [+]

ah, man. Sorry, can't laugh at that stuff, not after i heard that a poor guy was mauled so badly by a wild chimpanzee. This would just invoke those same images

by aya on Fri Sep 09, 05 9:22am [+]

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