result #83703 - STRAIGHT GUYS: YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND FOR AN EXTENDED TIME WITH A FLABBY OLD 96-YEAR-OLD WOMAN AND A FIT 20-YEAR-OLD MAN. URGES NATURALLY COME...

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advice : STRAIGHT GUYS: YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND FOR AN EXTENDED TIME WITH A FLABBY OLD 96-YEAR-OLD WOMAN AND A FIT 20-YEAR-OLD MAN. URGES NATURALLY COME... [+] ballot by xxxxxxxx ACTIVE Nov 27,2005 - Fri Aug 22, 08 Here's the situation: You're somehow stuck on a deserted island, and there are two people with you. One of them is a 96-year-old woman, and she's old, flabby, haggard, and ugly. The other one is a 20-year-old guy, and he's toned and decent-looking for a dude. As is nature, you start to feel sexual urges after a while and need to satisfy said urges. Masturbation gets old, and you know that the only way to truly settle these urges is with sexual intercourse. So here's the obvious question: who do you pick? Sure, you're heterosexual, but remember, the woman is 96 years old, and nothing is going to make this woman attractive. Meanwhile, you're obviously not attracted to the guy, being heterosexual, but you know he'd make a better lover and would be tighter than the woman. Which do you choose? (btw, if I were in this situation, I'd pick the man. If he's tight and toned and all and I close my eyes, I guess I could pretend he's a woman -- there's no way that sex with the 96-year-old woman would possibly be satisfying. Call me gay if you want, but it's rational, and it'd most likely be the only time I'd pick sex with a man over sex with a woman.) The 20-year-old man. 57 I'd have to stick with masturbation. 46 The 96-year-old woman. 22 Poke hole in coconut 19 The man, but close my eyes & pretend it's Shakira 11 Menage-a-trois. 6 Friend, roamin' countryman, lend me your hand.. 4 i would drown myself in the salty sea. 3 obviously both... 0 Ballot #83703: has 168 total votes. invite people to vote on this ballot! Comment: content @ BESTANDWORST.COM smile bank: email this ballot link to friends COMMENTS: This ought to be good!! I think you have to look at the sailor and prison inmate experience. by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sun Nov 27, 05 2:39pm [+] I don't have a gay bone in my body. I could never get down with either one. I think I'd have to stick with masturbation. by nuckinfutz on Sun Nov 27, 05 5:41pm [+] If you pick the man, you're not completely hetero are you? by thc2883 on Mon Nov 28, 05 1:09am [+] LOL by mojo on Mon Nov 28, 05 3:19am [+] "You poke a hole in the coconut and you will feel better." (sing along) by mojo on Mon Nov 28, 05 3:20am [+] ^^already the accusations begin to fly! Haha by kingAlfredTheGreat on Mon Nov 28, 05 3:22am [+] Id find the biggest mammal on the island aside form the free of us (from watching LOST this could range from a wild Boar to a friggin Polar Bear) and give it what for! by kingAlfredTheGreat on Mon Nov 28, 05 3:25am [+] Guys in prison (or on sailing ships of the old days) are 100% hetero but when they have no option.... So how did you vote KAG? by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Mon Nov 28, 05 3:29am [+] I vote for beastiality everytime by kingAlfredTheGreat on Mon Nov 28, 05 6:25am [+] ^LOL by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Mon Nov 28, 05 10:00am [+] Thankfully I'm not a slave to my urges. I'm sure I could form meaningful relationships with both people on the island without poking either of them. Nice weather, plenty of coconuts, not a McDonalds in sight. Ahhhhh, heaven. by dies_irae on Tue Nov 29, 05 1:45am [+] No way, Hell and eternity would freeze over before I even contemplated the love(making) that dare not speak it's name -(Oscar Wilde_from_Dublin), I will die as I was born - a heterosexual. Just my take on it, I have nothing against gays, live and let live I say. by Ken_from_Dublin on Sat Oct 28, 06 8:41pm [+] Voted : Menage-a-trois. Hell, I've always wanted to try a threesome... by Psycho_Frighead on Mon Oct 08, 07 1:49pm [+] Voted : The 20-year-old man. definitely the man, sex is sex... right? by Guest User from [71.132.206.151] on Tue Apr 22, 08 7:46pm [+]