result #83718 - WORST THING TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER?

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WORST THING TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER?


[+] ballot by Psycho_Frighead
created Sun Nov 27, 05

You seem tense. Here, have a joint. 23%
Would you like a cold beer? 9%
Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts? 9%
That's a nice shooting iron...let me show you mine! (Then reach for the glovebox quickly). 9%
Can you hurry this up? The liquor store closes at 1:00! 9%
Officer what does your badge name say? Jackass? 9%
Your handwriting really sucks. 9%
Hey porky! You smell like bacon! 9%
I smell bacon 9%
I pay your salary 0%
I'll give you a discount on meth if you let me go 0%
Officer I peed myself would you change me please? 0%
Oh sorry bout speeding but im blind. 0%
Wouldja like to share my Jim Beam, ocifer? 0%
That moustache makes you look like a HitlerWannabe 0%
Can you wait a minute while I do a line? 0%
Would you like one of my beers? 0%
oink oink oink 0%
washhands? lastticketwipe gotdonutglazeonmyanus. 0%
Wow you must've been doing 100 to catch up with me 0%
Can I smoke my bong while you write my ticket? 0%
Hey lardo! Din'cha hafta pass a physical exam? 0%
YOU WANNA FIGHT?! 0%
Nice uniform...did you get that at the Nazi Rally? 0%

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COMMENTS:
Did you wash your hands? Cause the last time I was given a ticket, the donut glaze sugared my anus when I used it as tp at that rest area up the road.

by contragrain on Thu Dec 15, 05 9:38pm [+]






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