result #83840 - THINGS NOT TO INCLUDE WITH YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATION

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choices : THINGS NOT TO INCLUDE WITH YOUR COLLEGE APPLICATION

[+] joke ballot by Applerod
ACTIVE Nov 30,2005 - Sun Aug 24, 08

Essay: Why the Jews Are Sabotaging My Career	4
A severed ear	2
A picture of you carving a pentagram into your chest	2
Beer and urine-soaked paper	2
A dead fish wrapped in newspaper and a photo of the dean's wife	2
Official certification of your status as Queen of Mars, as well as "keys to the dolphin"	2
Your actual grades!!	2
Your criminal record	2
A fictional essay about a guy not getting into college and then blowing up the whole campus	1
Proof of American citizenship	1
Marmite	0
Your stripper name	0
Results of your last VD test	0
Pair of soiled underwear	0
Viagra	0
Some hits of acid	0
A demo video of how to roll a joint properly.	0
Proof of membership in the Republican Party	0

Ballot #83840: has 20 total votes.
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COMMENTS:
Fucking hilarious.

by um__yeah on Wed Nov 30, 05 2:36pm [+]

Ivy League colleges like them small.

by xxxxxxxx on Wed Nov 30, 05 5:46pm [+]

Whatever you do, don't show proof of American citenship. They'll make you pay the full tuition price.

by _Beelzebubba on Thu Dec 01, 05 2:28am [+]