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result #84628 - WHAT "SWEET NOTHINGS" ARE OBVIOUSLY HALF-ASSED ATTEMPTS AT BEING ROMANTIC?

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choices : relationship : WHAT "SWEET NOTHINGS" ARE OBVIOUSLY HALF-ASSED ATTEMPTS AT BEING ROMANTIC?

[+] ballot by nuckinfutz
ACTIVE Dec 16,2005 - Wed Sep 10, 08

It's how you use it	4
You make me feel tingly all over.Like prickly heat	3
I missed you like a retard misses the point.	2
Your breath smells like a Frenchman's	2
Hold me... It feels like I'm hugging King Kong	2
You are hung like a pigeon, my love	2
How you say.....we will eat your ass!	1
You're like a cow.	0
Your eyes are like guided missiles tonight	0
Every time you call I get a cramp	0
When you touch me it feels like hairy spider legs	0
Your nose looks like an eagle's	0
I dreamed you were kissing me to death last night	0
You look like you'll look when you're 60	0
You have muscles like Godzilla's	0
I wonder what you looked like as a fetus?	0
Your cologne smells sweet like a sewage pipe	0
Your eyes look like gently fried eggs	0
You're sexy like a Lincoln Town Car	0
Whenever I'm near you I have to go to the bathroom	0

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