result #87140 - SAKETY TIPS FOR OLD FOLKS BEFORE MAKING LOVE.

advice : culture : SAKETY TIPS FOR OLD FOLKS BEFORE MAKING LOVE.

[+] joke ballot by maxxman
ACTIVE Feb 01,2006 - Tue May 04, 10

The stove may be old, but the fire still burns. What's necessary before getting busy?

Make all the noise you like, your neighbors are deaf!	2
Put on glasses to make sure your partner is in bed with you.	1
Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off.	1
Make sure locks are set on Wheelchair.	1
Be sure to remove partners Depends, or at least cut a hole in them.	1
Set the mood with lighting:(Turn them all off!)	0
Write your partners name on your hand,in case you forget.	0
Don't get tangled in the catheter.	0
Tuck in anything that might fall out.	0
Viagra Viagra Viagra!	0
Make sure a phone is near incase of cardiac arrest	0

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