result #88344 - ANN COULTER INTENTIONALLY VOTED IN THE WRONG PRECINCT -- A FELONY. WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HER?

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ANN COULTER INTENTIONALLY VOTED IN THE WRONG PRECINCT -- A FELONY. WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HER?


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ACTIVE Feb 17,2006 - Wed Nov 12, 08
By Jose Lambiet
Palm Beach Post Columnist
Wednesday, February 15, 2006

She may be smart enough to earn millions from her acidic political barbs, but when it comes to something as simple as voting in her tiny hometown, hard-core conservative pundit Ann Coulter is a tad confused.

Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections records show Coulter voted last week in Palm Beach's council election. Problem is: She cast her ballot in a precinct 4 miles north of the precinct where she owns a home — and that could be a big no-no.

Coulter, who owns a $1.8 million crib on Seabreeze Avenue, should have voted in Precinct 1198. It covers most homes on her street. Instead, records show, she voted in Precinct 1196, at the northern tip of the island.

A fave on the college speaking circuit and the occasional target of cream-pies-to-the-face, Coulter registered as a Republican (no kidding!) with the supervisor's office June 24. That's three months after she bought the home and moved to Palm Beach from Manhattan.

Here's the sticky part for The Right's Lady Macbeth: She wrote down an Indian Road address instead of Seabreeze on her voter's registration application. And she signed to certify the information as true.

"She never lived here," said Suzanne Frisbie, owner of the Indian Road home. "I'm Ann's Realtor, and she used this address to forward mail when she moved from New York."

Coulter didn't respond to requests for comment. But the blond GOP pit bull's former agent, Joani Evans, last year told Page Two Coulter left NYC to escape stalkers.

Is a desire to hold on to privacy the reason she gave the wrong address?

"I know but I'm not going to say," Frisbie replied.

No matter, Florida statutes make it a third-degree felony to vote knowingly in the wrong precinct. Lying on a voter's registration can cost up to $5,000 and five years behind bars.

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What should happen to her for committing this blatant voting felony?

A hefty fine. 4
Her voting rights permanently revoked. 3
All of the above. 3
10 years at Gitmo 3
Sentenced to go hunting with Dick Cheney 3
Time in prison. 2
Same thing that would happen to anyone else 2
Nothing -- she's Republican, so she's against the law. 0
She would do well in prison with the other dykes 0
Don't you think that being a lonely crazy bitch is punishment enough? 0

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