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Your cow has invested your socks into dominating a golf course which will help alleviate the colonies of southern Mars. This means a lot to the cheese, but interrogates the worth of fireflies. Of course, without monkeys, we would have little reason to impair the abilities of a mollusk, wouldn't we?
by Wark on Fri Dec 19, 03 9:02am
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Do you ever like to see things go round and round its like Drrrruhrrrrrr ha heh haha rrrruhrrrrrrrrruhrrrrrr! pfff ha hah hahahahaha heh heh Ha!!
If i may, i would like to take a moment to say that urine is by far the most refreshing drink available, besides spurm of course.
BHS is Buttplug High School, where the guys are each other's buttplugs and the girls lick the teachers' used buttplugs.
SHTOP! When the Dutch brew the Grolsch, they make sure it's ready.
There was a bus stop in which there were many candles dancing around. Then a gang of chikens with machine guns and bars of soap came round the corner and proceeded to chuck soap at the candles. The candles fought bravely however, using their psychic powers, they summoned George Bush, Spongebob Squarepants and a buttplug(?) to help them. The story ends when the toilet got so full of crap like this that it exploded and everyone lived happily ever after.
THE END.
legolas is hot
arse
SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP FUCERASS. SHUTUP NOW. SHUTUP!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! GO AWAY. shutUP !!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE. SHUTUP!!!!! GO AWAYYYYYYYY SHUTNUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UPP!!!! GO AWAYYYYYY SHUT UPP!! !! ! !! !! SHUT UPPPPPPP AHUAHUAHAUHAUAHT THE FUCK UP GO AWAY SHUT UP!!!!
Bang! Bang! I'm dead, hehe! Bang! Bang! I'm dead, hehe! Bang! Bang! I'm dead, hehe!...
I said SHUTUP!
balls.
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I wanna be the minority.
I don't need your authority.
Down with the normal authority.
Cause I wanna be the majority.
This is a mission to find out where that zombie came from, who left the kettle on and Jesus over there. thank you for buying this dvd. have a banana.
once, I was in R.E. and miss mollart was telling us one of her life stories (as per usual) and she said "And I swear to god..." then Mark said "you shouldn't swear at god. It's naughty". isn't that hella funny?
Isn't the song "Blood on the dance floor" (by the great Michael Jackson, of course) the best song ever?
No! Billie Jean is!
I'm having an argument with myself. Isn't that hella funny?
This deerhead was a little pet deer, then I got tired of it and shot it.
He say, it's like a, it's like a, you know, it's like a 'Mr. Brown, vroom, vroom,' you know? It's like a 'Mr. Brown, vroom, vroom, eee." You know?
Killer diller! Did you hear me y'all? I said everything's killer diller! Yeah, that's right! Killer diller!
rAF RAF! RAF! RAF! RARARARARARAF!
rOOOOAAARR! ROOARRRRR!
hermy hermy hermy hermert.
Take two cars and smash em into each other!
Poop, dude!
Dump, dude!
Because Michael Jackson has a beautiful voice (he does; don't deny it)
oH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! THE CARPET MUNCHERS ARE ATTACKING! THE CARPET MUNCHERS ARE ATTACKING! THE CARPET MUNCHERS ARE ATTACKING! THE CARPET MUNCHERS ARE ATTACKING! THE CARPET MUNCHERS ARE ATTACKING! STOP THEM! STOP THEM! STOP THEM! OH NO THEY GOT ME! AAAAAAAAAAA!
shut the fuck up.
fuckckckckckc fuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckf uckfuckfcufk! ! ! ! ! !! !!
shut the fuck up. go the fuck away.
FUCKFUCKFUCK
DIE FUCKER. DIE FUCKER. FUCK. FUCK FUCK GE TTHE FUCK AWAY!!!! DIE HELL DIE FUCK GO AWAY bAStarD JACKASS FUCK you!!
I kill cabbage patch kid dolls.
I like coming here to release my anger.
btw, lol nuckinfutz
Two-headed dawg! Two-headed dawg!
I've been working in the Kremlin with a two-headed dawg!
YAAOWWWWW!
-Two-Headed Dog by Roky Erikson & Bleibalien
Your horoscope for today;
Now is not the time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no. Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik.
un regle is ruler in french. That's all i've learned in french in my past 3 years at high school becuse Mr. Tatton bores the hell out of me. and he's a mushroom.
haha! a mushroom
Voices Green and Purple, I'll guess they'll never be gone. Voices Green and Purple are just a memory now. Voices Green and Purple, they'll getcha some how..OH NOOOO NOOO.. PLEASE.... OH NO! NO! OH NO! NO! NO! OH NO! OH NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AAAARRGHH!
That's a song, boys and girls! By the Bees!
fuuuck fuck fuck fuck fuck aint enough of a bad goddam word goddammit fukcker fuck shit shit fuck!!!!!
who KNOWS where it came from? All i know is its covered in shit from Bernard Mannings bumhole!
Everybody knows what to do when someone says the secret word, right?
SCREEEEEAAAMM!
That's right!
Boobedy gaga.
Dorothy, get out here and see who you killed with your house this time, you dumb bitch!
Yo dude! Dizzle my wizzle like drrrrruhrrrrrruhrrrruhrrrr haaaa haaa he haaa rrrrrrruhrrrruhrrr pffff hahahahahaha hehe hahahahahaha!!
C'mon diddle my skittle, but there's only one peach with the hole in the middle
Puddle, dude
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