COMMENTS:
There's simply NO comparison!
Poor people eat roadkill all the time!
Once it's fresh, well marinated/curried,
it's probably quite presentable,
and no more or less yuk than eating a chunk of cow, horse, dog, cat, snake or alligator.!

Swimming in a full septic tank will almost certainly result in your being infected
via one of your bodily entrances
and IS DECIDEDLY dangerous to your health.

DON'T try this at home!

I'd sooner eat roadkill for a week,
than swim in a vat of shit!