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WHY THE HELL CAN'T ILLEGAL ALIENS CROSS THE STREET PROPERLY?


[+] serious ballot by Felix
created Sun May 21, 06
By "illegal aliens," I mean the millions and millions of uninvited guests we have living in the U.S. who originate from Mexico or Central America. ...And apparently none of them can cross the damned street properly.

Once again tonight, while driving along one of the main interstate bypasses here, several illegal aliens once again attempted a mad dash across to beat traffic. This happened despite the 55-mile-per-hour (88 kilometer-per-hour) speed limit. This happened despite the nearby proximity of a pedestrian crossing. This happened for no explicable reason whatsover. I nearly hit the morons, as has happened at least half a dozen times in the past two years. Every so often, tragically, someone else does.

"Now, Felix," I hear you object, "these are poor immigrants who aren't familiar with U.S. traffic laws." "Bullshit!" I opine in reply. I live in a city with many, many LEGAL immigrants: Chinese, Vietnamese, West African (various countries), Serbian, Somali, Indian, Sri, Lankan, etc., etc. I never see mobs of Chinese or Somalis running out into heavy traffic like the frogs in that old video game. As a matter of fact, I can usually count on the Somalis & Africans, of all people, being the most civil and polite when it comes to traffic matters, from my own experience. How many cars are there in Somalia? How many interstates in Somalia? Mexico's lousy with cars, but these idiots act as if they were from the most isolated central jungles of Papua New Guinea, "Oh, good heavens, it is a herd of great metal beasts, sent by demons to devour us!"

Why in the hell can't illegal aliens cross the street properly?

Hope to get hit, sue gringos, and live off that sweet settlement money. 14
Vincente Fox says they can ignore both traffic AND immigration laws while in the U.S. 6
Can't translate street signs. 3
Class & Breeding, dahling.. 2
Comment 2
they dont care!!!!!!!!1 0
Stupidity 0

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Because they're poor and you don't give them enough money.

by herzog on Sun May 21, 06 8:04pm [+]

hey! is that woman stealing an american child and trying to take her back to mexico? thief! or wait! is she abusing that child? look at how she's dragging her. oh, will the madness never end!
by Kev24 on Sun May 21, 06 8:05pm [+]

I think that's their anchor child and they're hanging on for dear life when the INS guy drives up.
by herzog on Sun May 21, 06 8:10pm [+]

i think that mabye they have strapped c4 explosives to that poor little gringo girl and if immigracion shows up they say "mira! we will blow the little gringo girl up if you try to stop us from coming into your country illegally. now back away from the truck load of illegal aliens you damn stinkin' gringos!" could happen.
by Kev24 on Sun May 21, 06 8:14pm [+]

It's ACTUALLY the neighbor's child. She's really from Venezuela, but she's been told to pretend she's from Nuevo Leon and that her name's "Lupita."
by Felix on Sun May 21, 06 8:15pm [+]

All I have to say is that it's ridiculous here in Phoenix.
by mysticalknight on Sun May 21, 06 8:15pm [+]

I've honked many times at idiots that dont know how to cross the roads and that dont know how to drive. I've also had to swerve and slam on the brakes to avoid hitting people either because they were impaired and had no idea where in the hell they were or they just dont know how to cross the damn street properly. INFURIATING!
by mysticalknight on Sun May 21, 06 8:19pm [+]

I havent even lived here for a year! lol
by mysticalknight on Sun May 21, 06 8:20pm [+]

Yeah, in some parts of California where I've been, it's just as awful. I can't believe that they act that way back home in Mexico. It seems absurd to contemplate.
by Felix on Sun May 21, 06 8:23pm [+]

When I was younger, I did stupid things like that, like running in front of a bus; a girl recently got hit by a bus doing the same stupid thing I did. My friend almost got hit by a truck trying to do something similiarily stupid.
by aya on Sun May 21, 06 8:24pm [+]

Yes, aya, but you were a child, and that's understandable. These are--mostly--grown men. It's driving me up the wall. I'm not Mad Max, and I really don't want to play "How many can you hit?"
by Felix on Sun May 21, 06 8:30pm [+]

O.K., does he spell it "Vincente" or "Vicente"? Google brings up an almost equal number of hits for each variant.
by Felix on Sun May 21, 06 8:31pm [+]

^ I usually spell it Vincente.
by mysticalknight on Sun May 21, 06 8:34pm [+]

I dont really give a shit about how you spell that assmole's name, lol.
by mysticalknight on Sun May 21, 06 8:35pm [+]

Gracias.
by Felix on Sun May 21, 06 8:36pm [+]

Hey, I'm working on a new phrasebook for illegals to try and help them out with this issue. Here goes..

Spanish: "Por favor, señor, no me golpea con su coche."

English: "Please, sir, don't run me down with your car."
by Felix on Sun May 21, 06 8:39pm [+]

^ That's a start!
by mysticalknight on Sun May 21, 06 8:46pm [+]


Spanish: "Excúseme, allí no sea ningún semáforo en Ciudad de México."

English: "Pardon me, there are no traffic lights in Mexico City."
by Felix on Sun May 21, 06 8:47pm [+]

I.Q. issues..
by aplmac on Mon May 22, 06 8:07am [+]

Just out of curiosity ... unless you got out of your car and demanded papers, how did you know they were illegal?
by Cathexis on Mon May 22, 06 8:10am [+]

^Good point. Wow, man, is that really you? Legal or illegal, these are people.
In the area in California in which I live, the population of hispanics is exploding. Honestly, 9/10 times if you see a hispanic lady walking down the street here, she will have a minimum of one baby or child with her, and often three to five. You know what that means? I'm going to learn to speak Spanish, because lack of communication between different groups of people is what keeps them segregated. Otherwise I'll turn into a bitter old man who sits on his porch with a shotgun waiting for a brown-skinned person to show up on my property.
Furthermore, I'm pretty sure that most of "them" around here are here legally.

Do I think that people who are here illegaly should be documented, learn to speak English, and pay taxes? Absolutely. Then they can start pumping money back into the system, and we can focus on the unspoken prejudice and racism that underlies much of our collective behavior as citizens. You have to be pragmatic about these things if you want to make any headway.
by Applerod on Mon May 22, 06 3:05pm [+]

"Just out of curiosity ... unless you got out of your car and demanded papers, how did you know they were illegal?"

Because, invariably, the legals or long-term residents are either familiar with public transportation or own motor vehicles of one kind or another & needn't use such out-of-the-way pedestrian paths. The illegals also tend to travel in packs and be extremely cavalier (or perhaps are merely ignorant) of traffic customs. I assume they must be more accustomed to traffic in their home countries than the more fast-moving and congested roadways in the United States. Their dress and mannerisms are also distinctive and they mostly are groups of young to middle-aged males. Simply put, they stand out.
by Felix on Mon May 22, 06 10:18pm [+]

" I'm going to learn to speak Spanish, because lack of communication between different groups of people is what keeps them segregated."

I'm quite sure they'll humor you until the Aztlan ethnic cleanising and the de jure or de facto reannexation to Mexico occurs in a few decades. Just because you choose to roll over and play dead doesn't mean the rest of us are so very keen to see the U.S. begin to resemble Northern Mexico. It's not racism--explicit or implicit--that causes many to detest the illegals. It's their lack of regard for our own country's law, combined with their wanting special treatment, not accorded to LEGAL immigrants, who must wait for years and years and undergo laborious application processes for visas or citizenship.

Trust me, some of the nastiest comments I've heard about illegals have come from legal immigrants. Quite a few of these were not even remotely Anglo-Saxon in extraction. I'd say that my wife, who's a legal immigrant, and probably 1/3 of our closest friends are from somewhere else than the U.S. originally. Probably 95% of them have expressed some level of disgust at the situation with the illegals and the absurd political pandering going on to please their political action groups. So, we have Japanese, Chinese, Brazilians, Africans, and a number of others, who did it the hard way, very much pissed off. So am I.
by Felix on Mon May 22, 06 10:24pm [+]

Maybe it's because I live in the Midwest, but the first time I saw that road sign (on 'Mind of Mencia'), I thought it was a joke.
by xxxxxxxx on Mon May 22, 06 10:32pm [+]

...a few more decades -- so I have some time to enjoy my burritos, thenwink?

What do you suggest we do about the situation? I'm all for increased border security. That measure should have been initiated on September 12th, 2001. But what of the 12 million-odd brownies in the country right now?
I mean, there's the way one thinks things should be and the way things are. The gap between those two is of course constituted by what is feasible, and what is likely to happen.
by Applerod on Tue May 23, 06 8:38pm [+]

Apple:

It may be impossible to remove the millions who are here by legal, civilized means, but I think that by presenting as uncompromising a position as possible towards our southern border and future incursions, that we will be more likely to slow down the flow. The House of Representatives had the right idea--ALL illegals should be treated as felons or, at the very least, those who knowingly or with likely knowledge employ them.
by Felix on Thu Jun 08, 06 8:12pm [+]

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