result #94818 - WOULD YOU SAVE FRED PHELPS LIFE?

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religion : WOULD YOU SAVE FRED PHELPS LIFE?

[+] serious ballot by Colin_B
created Thu May 25, 06

You are going for a drive in a remote part of the rural area near Fred Phelps' church. After a while, you decide to get out and stretch. You walk around and see a trail through the woods. You follow it and come upon and abandoned farm house. Curiously you wander around a little, and hear some strange noises calling for help. Your ears lead you to an old well near the farm house, deep inside the bushes. Fred Phelps is trapped in the bottom wading in ice cold water. Do you find a rope and pull him out saving his life? Or do you abandon Fred in the well knowing he'll soon die?

Seriously now, pick what you'd honestly do in real life.

I would walk away from the well, go back to my car and drive away.	15
I'd do something else. (Comment)	12
I hate Fred, but I'd save his sorry ass.	9

Ballot #94818: has 36 total votes.
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COMMENTS:
The world would be a better place without him.

by nuckinfutz on Thu May 25, 06 6:38pm [+]

Bye-bye.

No need for his brand of hatred to continue to spread. Why not quell the source?

by xxxxxxxx on Thu May 25, 06 6:38pm [+]

He is human... sort of. And having a gay person save his life might change him. IC_mrgay

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu May 25, 06 6:56pm [+]

Call an rescue team or ambulance. I'm not going to risk my life saving that worthless son of a bitch just so that he can be ungrateful when I save him.

by habeas_corpus on Thu May 25, 06 7:12pm [+]

Don't know him, or ever heard of him, but yes, I'd help anyone who was in need of saving. Hallelujah, give us an Amen!

by xxxxxxxx on Thu May 25, 06 7:55pm [+]

"Don't worry, I'll save you Reverend Fred! Got a rope back at the car. I always like to keep one in my car because it comes in really handy at the weekly anything goes orgies with my friends (if that rope could talk.....oh, the tales it could tell of the places it's been). It might be a little slippery from the petroleum jelly, but should do the trick if you grab it really tight. Be right back Rev.".

by Lemmingstraggler on Thu May 25, 06 9:27pm [+]

Yes. You shouldn't kill, or allow someone to die, simply for that individuals beliefs.

by herzog on Thu May 25, 06 9:27pm [+]

True story: A gay friend of mine was at work one day and got called a f*cking faggot by a customer. Two hours later the gay friend had to jump into the swimming pool to rescue the same man's daughter because he was paying no attention to his child in the water. The man came to him later that night and apologized for the gay bashing with tears in his eyes.

Like they say, the lord works in mysterious ways...

by Grumpy_Person on Thu May 25, 06 11:13pm [+]

I'd probably take a slash on him. Then call someone else to help him.

by wolf_nipple_chips on Fri May 26, 06 3:16am [+]

I'd save him because of who I am; not because of who he is.

by Cathexis on Fri May 26, 06 5:27am [+]

^ I agree with Cathexis, I'd save him for who Cathexis is, not who he is.

by xxxxxxxx on Fri May 26, 06 5:34am [+]

Excellent point by cathexis!

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Fri May 26, 06 6:28am [+]

He is a vile bigoted moron. But if I could I probably would.

by Ignatius_J_Reilly on Fri May 26, 06 10:33am [+]

If he admitted he was gay.

by Warden on Wed May 31, 06 6:26pm [+]

I would get a CD player, and a CD to play "nah nah goodbye" as I watch him drown...

by Psycho_Frighead on Sat Jun 03, 06 6:05pm [+]

I would SH*T in the well...

by Psycho_Frighead on Thu Jun 08, 06 5:15pm [+]

Tough shit. He's obviously earned his suffering of God's wrath. I'd go holding a big sign thanking God for Wells.

by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jun 12, 06 10:40pm [+]

Voted : I'd do something else. (Comment)
I'd high-tail it to 7-Eleven and get MORE ICE...

by Psycho_Frighead on Wed Jul 04, 07 10:30pm [+]

Voted : I'd do something else. (Comment)
Yes, but I would lock him in my basement and let my gay friends rape him every night.

by Psycho_Frighead on Sat Sep 08, 07 1:01am [+]

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