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result #95089 - SURVIVAL BALLOT!! YOU ARE CLIMBING THE STAIRS IN A SKYSCRAPER, OH MY GOD, A GIANT SLINKY!! OH CRAP! HOW WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE???

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SURVIVAL BALLOT!! YOU ARE CLIMBING THE STAIRS IN A SKYSCRAPER, OH MY GOD, A GIANT SLINKY!! OH CRAP! HOW WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE???


[+] ballot by jappy
ACTIVE May 31,2006 - Mon Feb 23, 09
This is horrible, you were wondering what that horrific metal on metal sound was, now you see it about 4 floors above you making it's way down the stairs, A GIANT F'ING SLINKY!!

This is going to be horrible, it probably weighs around 4 tons and it's going to be messy if it hits you, you won't survive!! HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO SURVIVE???

Go for its hollow center! 10
run like hell!! 5
WTF? LIAR, biggest slinky is like maybe 3 tons, bullshitter!! 5
start falling down the stairs as fast as I can!! 2
move the side, duh. 2
Comment below 0
Melt it 0

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COMMENTS:
What you gotta do is position yourself right so that you're in the middle of it.

by xxxxxxxx on Wed May 31, 06 11:19am [+]

STOP, DROP, ROLL,
wait is that when there is a fire????
by avalanche_ave on Wed May 31, 06 1:07pm [+]

Whip it out, stick it in and die with a smile on my face, baby!
by Truthseeker013 on Wed May 31, 06 2:00pm [+]

CSI techs as the scene- "Man, that must've hurt!"

"Yeah, but he *enjoyed* it!"
by Truthseeker013 on Wed May 31, 06 2:01pm [+]

Use my handy ultra high powered flame-thrower on it and hope I can melt it, the use my jet-pack to fly away.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Wed May 31, 06 2:15pm [+]

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