and dropping your Starbucks Banana Creme Frappuccino.
Realising your trousers are unzipped after leaving a job interview...
I know, I know, this is environmentally right thing to do, but for some reason, whenever I carry a bag of empty cans into the store, I feel like everyone is thinking, "Look at that loser, he probably got those cans from the garbage"
mojo: What on earth is pitted-out?
Winners make mistakes daily. They just laugh them off.
zig: wet armpit stains!!!
^ Quelle horreur.
You only feel like a loser if you chose to feel that way.
Seeing all the expensive new SUVs on the highway being driven by foreigners and I'm sitting in a little old Pontiac.
On the upside, it's been paid off for seven years, still runs great and I can speak "English".
This REAALY could have made me feel like a loser, but it didn't. It was FUNNY, only I couldn't laugh and here's why. The BIG hooha executive in our company came to visit our office. My boss asked me to show him how our new light-sensor hand sanitizer dispenser works. I asked the exec to watch me. I held my hand under the dispenser and waited for my dollop of gel. Only the nozzle was clogged and the gel shot right into his crotch. Couldn't have aimed better if I'd tried.