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advice : YOU HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AND THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER OR

[+] joke ballot by FiddleFaddleOnLSD
created Fri Feb 02, 07

baby wipes anywhere in the world. You also have a date in 15 minutes. What will you use to clean yourself up so that you don't stink?

Corncobs

My hand

Your hands

Just leave it be - I don't care if I smell

A rock

A pile of leaves

I'll wipe myself on the grass

soap n water?

I'll rub my butt against a tree

A really quick shower...I could just go business casual.

A towel

Bible

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Submitted by : FiddleFaddleOnLSD
Submitted on : Feb 02,2007 9:13:34 am
ballot title:

You have explosive diarrhea and there is no toilet paper or

ballot number:111879

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Voted : A pile of leaves
It totally depends on where I am. If I'm in a public loo without paper, I will use water from the basin and try to 'drip-dry' or, if I am carrying any paper products, use them to complete the task.

If I am in the wild, I will use plenty of leaves or grass.

If I have any perfume or cologne on my person (I usually carry a small vial), I will then sprinkle that liberally on the afflicted area.

Love the visual. I guess you are talking about Type 7 in this ballot.

by mojo on Fri Feb 02, 07 9:19am [+]

I would use the leaves if i had to, ugh that would be a horrying, it something that could happen since were always camping, if our black water backed up or something, lol

by socal_sweetie on Fri Feb 02, 07 9:24am [+]

Voted : I'll wipe myself on the grass
way the nature intended, drag my ass across the grass like any other animal! 005

by LCD on Fri Feb 02, 07 10:34am [+]

Voted : soap n water?
DUH!lol...gross.

by ladyshanalyn on Fri Feb 02, 07 10:48am [+]

This is when I would whip out my copy of the Project for a New American Century.

by cranky on Fri Feb 02, 07 12:06pm [+]

Voted : I'll rub my butt against a tree

by RunsWithScissors on Fri Feb 02, 07 4:14pm [+]

Voted : soap n water?
And if anyone walks in and gives me an odd look, I'd ask for help.

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Feb 02, 07 4:56pm [+]