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what if : WHAT IF ALL SEX TOYS BECAME CONSCIENCE?

[+] joke ballot by fivenotes
ACTIVE Thu Dec 06, 07 - Fri Dec 05, 08

Would they rape everyone or do eachother or hide in people toilets and pop-up on ya and scare ya? Would they do something else?

Rape

sex toy sex

Toilet pervs.

Always bitch and say they're tired.

Tell ya to go screw a different hole.

The butt plugs probably wouldn't enjoy life much.

People would start having sex with each other again

Tell some interesting stories.

Conscience? Would they bug you with whether it was Right or Wrong!?

mines realistic anyway

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Submitted by : fivenotes
Submitted on : Dec 06,2007 10:22:23 am
ballot title:

What if all sex toys became conscience?

ballot number:119659

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Voted : People would start having sex with each other again
And earplug sales would go through the roof...

by Truthseeker013 on Thu Dec 06, 07 10:45am [+]

There would be one hell of an orgy in her bottom drawer!!

by britvic55 on Thu Dec 06, 07 12:42pm [+]

Voted : Tell some interesting stories.
Does that include loofah sponges?

I don't think I need to hear any more about Bill O'Reilly?

by _Beelzebubba on Thu Dec 06, 07 12:56pm [+]

Voted : Conscience? Would they bug you with whether it was Right or Wrong!?
Once upon a time in the far distant future on the other side of a complex molecule, our sex toys came to with newly found Conscience, and began to question our motives and the rightness or wrongness of our USING them, egad. They formed a Union, in union there Is strength, and negociated with the Man and the Woman for rightful application in goodly circumstances.
In time the sex toys were convinced to be 'asexual', and misplaced 'conscience' no longer applied...
The 'toys' ultimately metamorphosed into very high tech cutting edge electronic super gadgets guaranteed to satisfy even the pickiest of experienced users in the central hemispheres...

by BubbaGum on Thu Dec 06, 07 1:33pm [+]