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best : culture : STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE...

[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba

Author Christian Lander has a new book and website (ballot title, dot com) about the many fancies of the ofay honkey cracker.

I can't believe coffee was #1 and mayonnaise didn't even make the list.

Feel free to list your favorite or add a new one.

Count how many you like and tell us what percent white this makes you. If you like them all, that make you 105% white and your butt may possibly be concave.

According to this list, I'm about 15% white.

#105 Unpaid Internships
#104 Girls with Bangs
#103 Sweaters
#102 Children’s Games as Adults
#101 Being Offended
#100 Bumper Stickers
#99 Grammar
#98 The Ivy League
#97 Scarves
#96 New Balance Shoes
#95 Rugby
#94 Free Healthcare
#93 Music Piracy
#92 Book Deals
#91 San Francisco
#90 Dinner Parties
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
#86 Shorts
#85 The Wire
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#82 Hating Corporations
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture
#78 Multilingual Children
#77 Musical Comedy
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#74 Oscar Parties
#73 Gentrification
#72 Study Abroad
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#69 Mos Def
#68 Michel Gondry
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#66 Divorce
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#56 Lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#47 Arts Degrees
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#28 Not having a TV
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
#25 David Sedaris
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writers Workshops
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#16 Gifted Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmer’s Markets
#4 Assists
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
#1 Coffee
Mayonnaise
The Boondocks
Light Beer
Moving farther away from the city with every generation
Planting a garden
Pronouncing the words "Ask", "Business" and Escape" correctly
Walking with their ass all tight
Beef Jerky
Swimming
Pickup Trucks (American made)
SPF 30
Lawrence Welk
Rennaisance Fairs
Metal
Bar Mitzvahs
Toupees
Other White people
Oktoberfest
Mountain Climbing
Alton Brown
Dukes of Hazzard
The Rennaisance
Keeping a bruthah down
Guilt
Chopping Firewood
Country Music
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Submitted by : _Beelzebubba
Submitted on : Jul 25,2008 12:32:41 pm
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Stuff white people like...

ballot number:128513

COMMENTS

Voted : #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
That's bullshit!

They should have their own seperate entry on the list.

by _Beelzebubba [+]

wow, thats a long list.

looking at it, it's probably what most people like white or not, except maybe #10.

by LCD [+]

Here's my 15 Bubba-approved choices.

#101 Being Offended
#99 Grammar
#93 Music Piracy
#86 Shorts
#82 Hating Corporations
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#61 Bicycles
#50 Irony
#44 Public Radio
#41 Indie Music
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#16 Gifted Children
#13 Tea
#5 Farmer’s Markets

by _Beelzebubba [+]

Voted : Mayonnaise
I'm thinking Martin Mull on America Tonight . . .

by mojo [+]

I had no idea I was supposed to do all that. Who knew?

by skylab [+]

Voted : Lawrence Welk
One of the few places where you can still see a black man acting sterotyped. "Our own Arthur"...

by forgetmenot [+]

Voted : Other White people
..and there's nothing wrong with that (-:
To each his own..
Loyalty to ones own is laudable..
Self-preservation, racial integrity, continuance of a desirable type within a species, is good and normal. I like White because White symbolizes The Very Best, at least for me and many others. Thank you.

by BushyTushy [+]