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I WON THE LOTTERY!

[+] joke ballot by Tadema
ACTIVE Thu May 06, 04 - Sat Jun 05, 04

ok, not yet but when I do I am going to "rent" a cruise ship for six months and we are all going. I will let you guys pick the ports of call. Where will we be going folks?

Aruba (of course)
Antigua
Jamaica mon
Malta
I don't want to go unless you name the boat Jenny
Greece
Miami South Beach
Tahiti
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Submitted by : Tadema
Submitted on : May 06,2004 1:57:04 pm
ballot title:

I Won The Lottery!

ballot number:31528

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can you pick me up in Calgary, may have to portage for 1000 miles, is that ok?

by ABC on Thu May 06, 04 2:01pm [+]

I'll just fly the 7 of you, (you are too fertile to stand close to!), out to the ship, how's that? You and the Mrs in first class..kids in back with whoever the 7th person was. All the bloody mary's and peanuts you can handle.

by Tadema on Thu May 06, 04 2:14pm [+]

excellent, the 7th is the grandson

by ABC on Thu May 06, 04 2:18pm [+]

That's right...and we'll be sure to have the most current issues of Playboy sent to your room..

by Tadema on Thu May 06, 04 2:21pm [+]

thanks, but why not just a few real bunnies instead?

by ABC on Thu May 06, 04 2:25pm [+]

Ok Ok...deal..but Qui Qui and I get to see you naked.

by Tadema on Thu May 06, 04 2:28pm [+]

sure, I'm not shy

by ABC on Thu May 06, 04 2:34pm [+]

cool! can i come too?

by Smeegol on Thu May 06, 04 3:35pm [+]

The more the merrier..ABC's not shy...

by Tadema on Thu May 06, 04 3:40pm [+]

Did you know Popeye was filmed on the isle of Malta?

by Qui_Qui on Thu May 06, 04 3:48pm [+]

A guy I used to work for was from Malta. He looked like that guy...Van Diesel? (sp?) Ok, so Malta is one of our stops!

by Tadema on Thu May 06, 04 4:03pm [+]

No clothes in the hot tub.(Tweaks th PH)

by Qui_Qui on Thu May 06, 04 4:21pm [+]

Yeah, we can do the The Canadian (pick up ABC) and Alaskan coast, then head to the Mediterranean via Polynesia, Indian Ocean and Africa!

by MO_ on Thu May 06, 04 4:29pm [+]

shouldnt take long to pack, we wouldnt want to tweak the PH level in the hot tub

by ABC on Thu May 06, 04 4:41pm [+]

can we all agree no children?

by mostly_harmless on Thu May 06, 04 7:52pm [+]

Well I don't think I could stay away from my son that long but the ship has a fabulous kids program and an even better evening nanny service. And Qui Qui is right....the PH is just so delicate...like my husband told me..when you're so many miles out it's illegal for females to have tops on.

by Tadema on Thu May 06, 04 10:32pm [+]

Yes, children will have to be kept away from the "Clothing optional areas"... ie. Hot tub!

by MO_ on Fri May 07, 04 2:26pm [+]

agreed

by ABC on Fri May 07, 04 2:36pm [+]

Alright but I better see people getting out of the hot tub to go potty now and then...I'm watching you guys..:)

by Tadema on Fri May 07, 04 9:32pm [+]

pee will really mess up the ph.

by Qui_Qui on Fri May 07, 04 11:18pm [+]

That's right..no clothes..no pee...lots of booze..

by Tadema on Sat May 08, 04 9:01am [+]

I've always wanted to go to Figi. Can we go there too?

by Donny_Honey_Cakes on Sun May 09, 04 1:49am [+]

If you are agreeing no children will go on this stupid trip then mostly_harmless and ABC wont be able to go!

by jerk_182 on Sun May 09, 04 9:32pm [+]

Fiji it is! Kids can come because we have a full staff of teachers for daytime kid activities and at night, a nanny service.

by Tadema on Sun May 09, 04 9:53pm [+]