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HAVE YOU EVER LITERALLY PREFORMED A EUPHEMISM FOR MASTURBATION?
[+] ballot by DirtDog
created Wed Nov 03, 04
I've literally spanked a monkey
I've literally beat some meat
I've literally choked a chicken
I've literally flicked a bean
I've literally punched a clown
I've literally whipped skippy
I've literally badgered the witness
I've literally caped the crusader
I've literally fired the presidential staff
I've literally given the pink Mustang a spit shine
I've literally made the llama spit
I've literally manhandled my man-handle
I've literally have been romancing the bone
I've literally have been roughing up the suspect
I've literally ran in single-user mode
I've literally fired the pump action porridge gun
I've literally tenderized the tube steak
I've literally test-fired the meat missile
I've literally tested the hand cream dispenser
I've literally warmed up the altar boy's dinner
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Submitted by : DirtDog
Submitted on : Nov 03,2004 12:12:25 pm
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Have you ever literally preformed a euphemism for masturbation?

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Oops...excuse the bad grammar in 13 and 14.
by um__yeah on Wed Nov 03, 04 7:24pm [+]
That last one is just plain sick. You sir, disgust me.
by DirtDog on Thu Nov 04, 04 2:23am [+]
Sometimes the truth can be painful.
by um__yeah on Fri Nov 05, 04 1:11pm [+]



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