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[+] joke ballot by mojo

. . . i.e., a sex toy that played music while you were pleasuring yourself. What songs would you upload to this clever device?

(Blame the user Pheasant_Plucker for this one.)

Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys
Slip Slidin' Away - Paul SImon
Squeeze Box - The Who
Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine - Simon & Garfunkel
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks
Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol
I Touch Myself - DiVinyls
Shake Your Bon Bon-Ricky Martin.
Love Rollercoaster - Ohio Players
Beep Beep - The Playmates
Detachable Penis - King Missile
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Ring Ring - ABBA
Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
The Stroke - Billy Squier
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Submitted by : mojo
Submitted on : Dec 01,2008 1:59:33 pm
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Let's say Apple came out with a new product, The iProd . . .

ballot number:131613
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Voted : Beep Beep - The Playmates
Almost left when this one dragged me back...

For you young folks who aren't familiar with this song... well, as the song goes on, the tempo gets *faster*...

I saw a video on the net showing a woman putting a cell phone in her snatch!

She then tried to charge the phone company $200 for HER services.

^ reminds me of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode . . . anyone remember it?
yep - i remember that episode

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