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adult : advice : relationship : MY WIFE WON'T FUCK ME ANYMORE. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[+] joke ballot by zacam1

For some time now my wife refuses to have sex. This makes me angry, but I have not snapped. Yet. What am I to do?

Spank the monkey

Spank the bitch

Become a priest, at least that way I can get some ass.

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Submitted by : zacam1
Submitted on : Jul 13,2006 1:09:56 am
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My wife won't fuck me anymore. What should I do?

ballot number:97344

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If she is not willing to Iam sure you will find someone to beast

by sorted4pillz [+]

Welcome to the hell called Marriage. You are the latest Prisoner Of Love. You sold your soul for pussy and now your life is forever ruined.

MEN: Do not dance with the devil. Stay Single, NEVER get married and be held hostage by a pussy.

by Grapost [+]

Voted : Divorce her! DUH!
I saw a woman in a tshirt that said "I have the pussy, I make the rules." How sad but true.
Men should not be allowed to marry till their 50.

by The_Dude [+]

Start bringing women home and screwing thme is YOUR bed when she is home.

If she doesn't like it she can either leave or put out.

by Grapost [+]

Hahahahah, trying being a good lay and maybe she'll get some enjoyment out of it, you selfish twit.
Hell, or you can take your pathetic ass and go fuck a fish, hahahahah.

Seriously though, maybe it is her, this isn't all that uncommon. The usual is that she doesn't enjoy it. Them being all emotional and what not is really such a bother.

by Tripp53 [+]