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ballot no 119135

SPOCK TYPE EAR PLASTIC SURGERY IS NOT LOGICAL

[+] ballot by UncleRandy
created Sat Nov 03, 07

Ever thought of getting yourself a permanent pair of Star Trek Vulcan ears? A day trip to the plastic surgeon can get that done for you. This body modification is said to enhance the music listening experience, but then, you have to go around looking like Spock to enjoy that questionable benefit.

Highlights of ear sculpting
a. This is a comparatively recent trend.
b. The procedure is safe and can be easily tolerated by patients.
c. It is a one-day-surgery and involves the use of local anesthesia.
d. It involves the careful dissection of the structures at the upper pole of the earlobe.
e. The reshaping is done by modellation of a chondro-cutaneous flap, which contains the cartilage and skin of the patient.
f. The new shape is fixed with absorbable sutures and the skin is closed with unabsorbable uninterrupted sutures.
g. The new ears are bandaged for a week.
h. Sutures are removed after 2 weeks.
i. Results are visible after the removal of the bandage, but the swelling of soft tissues and the final shape of the ear is seen after 3 to 4 weeks.

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This BALLOT CHOICE created by : UncleRandy
Submitted on : Nov 03,2007 1:32:42 pm